Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't,

written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,  passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,

to be signed by a president who happens to smoke,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke. 

What the hell could possibly go wrong?