# Friday, 14 January 2011

Subject: FW:  STEVE BRIDGES AS BO

Steve Bridges imitated George Bush on the Jay Leno Show during the entire eight years he was president. He was made up to look and act almost exactly like Bush. He has now started imitating Obama and REALLY does it right. The Administration has tried to put a stop to Bridges' act because Obama has made it known that he is deeply offended. 

 

 

 

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# Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Subject: FW: Last Night's sting

Late Night

Obama Bashing
 
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.  

--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.  

--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. 

The other is for housing prisoners.  

--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !   

--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.  

--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.  

--- David Letterman

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