# Monday, 10 January 2011

Subject: FW: Jeff just has a way with words

This is straight forward country thinking................................... 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims : 

  
1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
You may be a Muslim 
  
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
3. You have more wives than teeth.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
5. You think vests come in two styles : bullet-proof and suicide.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 
     You may be a Muslim 
  
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .  
       You may be a Muslim 
  
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. 
      You may be a Muslim

Monday, 10 January 2011 08:16:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 17 June 2010

Subject: FW: Taliban


Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy. 

 

 

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
 
 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
 
 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
 
 11. Your cousin is president of the United States

Thursday, 17 June 2010 11:01:44 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |