# Friday, 11 March 2011

Subject: FW: DEMOCRAT INBREEDING

DEMOCRATIC INBREEDING

 

John Kerry + Barrack Obama = 'Golden Voice' Ted Williams

Now that is funny!

 

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# Monday, 22 November 2010

Subject: FW: Laugh OUT LOUD

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of 
Australia and I am the smartest woman in Austarlian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the 
United States of America."  So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr President. There's a parachute left for you. The chosen one took my schoolbag." 

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