Subject: FW: I plan to join The New AARP
The New AARP
Yep, the heck with the ultra liberal old AARP (American Association for Retired People). I joined the new AARP.
Let me get this straight. Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose Chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress which hasn't read it, signed by a President who smokes, funded by a Treasury Chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by aSurgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.
What could possibly go wrong?