# Friday, 26 February 2010
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Subject: FW: Pearly Gates

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all go to heaven...

  God addresses Al first..  ''Al, what do you believe in?'' (besides global warming)

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,  but that it was your will that I did not serve.  I've come to understand that now.''

  God thinks for a second and says:  "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

  God then addresses Bill.  "Bill, what do you believe in?'' (besides staining blue dresses)
 

Bill replies:  "I believe in forgiveness.  I know I've sinned, but I've never held a  grudge against my fellow man  and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' 

  God thinks for a second and says:  "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack.  "Barack, what do you believe in?'' (besides yourself)

He replies:  "I believe you're in my chair."

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