Subject: FW: Pearly Gates
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all go to heaven...
God addresses Al first.. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' (besides global warming)
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' (besides staining blue dresses)
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I know I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?'' (besides yourself)
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."