# Wednesday, 03 November 2010

Subject: FW: ObamaNation


Joe Biden: Is it true you want to replace me with Hillary for 2012?
Barack Obama: Nonsense, Joe!  She's the exact opposite of you.  I'd never go for someone like that.
Joe Biden: What do you mean?
Barack Obama: You make me look good by comparison and no one would risk getting rid of me with you there.
Joe Biden: Thanks, Barry!  That's the nicest thing anyone ever...  Hey, wait a second!

 

 

biden | cartoon | joke
Wednesday, 03 November 2010 05:58:21 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Subject: FW: Hottest toy of 2010.....PLUS TAX

Be the first one on your block...

The Obama Talking Bullshitter Doll
Speaks endless combinations of bullshit lines

95% of all Americans will see a tax cut
I've been to 57 states!
I speak fluent Austrian and Mexican
Don't blame me, I inherited this mess!

- Gray teflon suit (so nothing sticks to him)
- Special "pull my finger" voice activation
- Made in China
- Speaks many languages such as Austrian, Mexican, and Arabic
- Comes with FREE Joe Biden "Gaffemaster" keychain recorder
- FREE optional flag lapel pin
- built in USB port for direct connectivity to The Telepropter
Order now!
1-800-GO-ACORN

Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:34:38 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 04 February 2010

Subject: FW: EAR FLAP - G R E A T!!

This man, 73 is wearing a protective flap over his earwhile Joe Biden,  Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi addressed the Veterans of  Foreign Wars.  I wish I could shake this man's hand. I just want to know where he got it......?

Bullshit Protector

 

I Love it!!!!!
 

PROUD TO BE AMERICAN !!!!

biden | pelosi | picture | war
Thursday, 04 February 2010 08:36:34 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 28 January 2010

Subject: FW: Snow White & the 7 Dorks

 

Snow White
Skanky
Sleazy
Fishy
Queeney
Dopey
Cheaty
Gaffy

biden | frank | geithner | pelosi | picture | reid
Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:52:15 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 06 January 2010

Subject: FW: WE DID IT!

I was on my way to invest more money at Home Depot this morning, trying to do my part to stimulate the economy.

 I found myself behind this little rice burner of a car bearing a bumper
 sticker that read;

"We did it!" - "Obama / Biden".

 I managed to pull along side of her at a red light about a half mile
down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up.

 She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!

 She heartily thanked me. And I quickly added, "It's really good that you are taking  responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off.

 Such a humorless bitch.

 

biden | joke
Wednesday, 06 January 2010 06:56:15 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 17 December 2009

Subject: FW: Letter to editor

No paperwork
To the editor:
I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.

Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama?  Does that make them criminals?  Isn't that discrimination?  Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior?  Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?

I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."

Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals.  Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally.  And they should be able to bring all of their family members, too.

How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made boarder?  They were there only to do the things that regular invited guests didnt' want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)

How can the White House punish these poor oppressed undocumented visitors?
BRIAN K. SHOEMAKE
Pahrump

Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:41:53 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 09 December 2009

Subject: FW: Plugged Up?

Constipation?
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of...
- Barack Obama
- Joe Biden
- Harry Reid
- Nancy Pelosi
- Time Geitner
- Rahm Emmanuel
- Chris Dodd
- Barney Frank

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.  There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.

biden | pelosi | picture | rahm emmanuel | reid | geithner | dodd | frank
Wednesday, 09 December 2009 07:54:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 23 November 2009

Subject: FW: Awesome Movie Now Playing

 

Bo and Joe, starring in...

BROKEBANK MOUNTAIN
America is in for one helluva ride!

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