# Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Subject: FW: Maxine

Forced Healthcare - Short 'n sweet . . . . . .

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't,

written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,  passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,

to be signed by a president who happens to smoke,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011 9:06:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Subject: FW: ObamaNation


Joe Biden: Is it true you want to replace me with Hillary for 2012?
Barack Obama: Nonsense, Joe!  She's the exact opposite of you.  I'd never go for someone like that.
Joe Biden: What do you mean?
Barack Obama: You make me look good by comparison and no one would risk getting rid of me with you there.
Joe Biden: Thanks, Barry!  That's the nicest thing anyone ever...  Hey, wait a second!

 

 

biden | cartoon | joke
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 5:58:21 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Subject: FW: Maxine's Solution to Senior Health Care Under the Obama Care Program

Maxine's Solution to Senior Health Care

Under the "Obama Care" Program

 

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.  


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Tuesday, September 07, 2010 5:44:33 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Subject: FW: Australian Cartoons these are the best

Australian Cartoons

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE CARTOONS ARE FROM OUR FRIENDS 
"DOWN UNDER". WHY DO WE NEVER SEE SIMILAR IN USA PAPERS?? 


                     

AUSTRALIAN CARTOONS...NOT SEEN IN AMERICA  

 


Which one has Barack Obama refused to meet with?
Ahmadinejad   Chavez   Castro   Kim Jong-IL   Fox News debate moderator

 

 


Who are those people?
Folks who want to lead the war on terror!
(people up a tree)

 


Okay, that's one.  But can you give me TWO good reasons to expand US Spy Authority?

 


Do you want the truth?
I can't handle the truth!

 


If only there was a viable reliable alternative source of energy that is low in greenhouse gas emissions and plentiful.
GREEN / Nuclear

 


...And the star spangled banner
In triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free
BECAUSE of the brave

 


Iran cockroach

 


Congress stabbing troops in the back

 


Suicide of the West
Islam Liberalism

 


I may be a democrat, but I'm still a patriotic American.  I suppor the troops and I will never never never never never never never never  Let you down.
OOOOO Subsidized peanuts!

 


Another country free, once again, courtesy of the United State of America
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 6:09:35 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, May 14, 2010

Subject: FW: Red Ink Spill

 

red ink spill Washington, DC

Oil spill

Friday, May 14, 2010 7:01:33 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Subject: FW: It's a trap!

OMG. I JUST REALIZED THAT "ACKBAR" AND "BARACK" ARE ANAGRAMS OF EACH OTHER. IT'S A TRAP!


Obama mask
Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:24:15 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Arizona Illegals

NEARLY EVERYBODY'S WISH WHEN OBAMA ARRIVES IN ARIZONA

 

Welcome to Arizona

Birth certificate...  Proof of citizenship...

birth | cartoon | kenya
Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:58:12 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, April 29, 2010

Subject: FW: Obama Strikes Again

AMERICAN FLAGS REMOVED IN HAITI

 

 

Following the devastating earthquake in Haiti , the United States rushed in to help - with money, medicine, and manpower. To date, we've already given over $179 million in humanitarian aid... but Barack Obama has just ordered all U.S. installations to take down their American flags, lest we be seen as an "occupying army" rather than "international partners."

It is patently appalling that a president of the United States would consider our flag to be a symbol of militaristic takeovers and colonialism, especially when serving (to a greater degree than any other nation on Earth) a humanitarian purpose.

Additionally, who would think we'd want to occupy Haiti ?!


No other country giving aid in Haiti has lowered its flag. But then again, no other country has a leader who is offended by their own flag

cartoon | flag | haiti
Thursday, April 29, 2010 6:25:48 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, March 25, 2010

Subject: FW: Obama Akbar!

 


Obama Akbar!
Healthcare

The suicide bomber

Thursday, March 25, 2010 5:41:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Subject: FW: It will pass

 

 

It will pass. (big pill)

That's what I'm afraid of.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:51:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Steamroller

 

"Hello!  our first patient!"

public opinion

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:49:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Subject: FW: Hope and Chains

We need some more money?

Hope...

OK!  Sign here!

... And chains...

 

CHINA LOANS

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 7:07:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Barackfather

 

I'm going to make them a health reform offer they can't refuse... or understand

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 5:50:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, March 22, 2010

Subject: FW: Obamacare

 

Obamacare
Side effects include:
* Socialism
* High Deficits
* Denied Coverage
* Abortions
* Fewer Doctors
* Death Panels

Monday, March 22, 2010 11:17:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Say Aaahh!

 

'

Say AAAHH!

Listen...  If you can't open wider to swallow this we might have to try your other end.

Monday, March 22, 2010 6:01:49 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Subject: FW: GOVERNMENT FLOW CHART

 

Governmental Flow Chart
Obama
Pelosi Reid
House Senate
All of us

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:51:04 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Obama Presidency: Year One

 

HOPE
NOPE
Obama agenda divides nation

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:47:57 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Subject: FW: Transparency

 



Transparency: Pre-election promise
Transparency: Post-election reality
Not the time for questions
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 6:49:56 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Speaking of recessions...


Speaking of recessions...  HOPE Hope hope

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 6:46:01 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Pulling the curtain back

 

Pulling the curtain back on the wizard

I am the great and powerful Ozbama...  Uh, look!  Greedy bankers!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 6:44:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, January 25, 2010

Subject: FW: Hydrogen Barackside

This cartoon originated nearly 3 months ago in Scotland .  It looks like most of the world is laughing at our current nation's leadership.

Messianic Pharmaceuticals
- Kills capitalism on contact
- Kills jobs on contact
- Stimulates marxist tendancies
- No oversight needed
- Endorsed by unions

For the general destruction of wealth.  If you catch a nasty case of free market capitalism, try hydrogen barackside - it will cure you of all your money issues.  Our solution is right on the marx!!

Warning: Keep away from wallet when opening

Monday, January 25, 2010 9:28:10 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, January 21, 2010

Subject: FW: Right to remain silent

 

"You have the right to remain silent.  You have the right to a lawyer..."
U.S.S. Pacific WW2

Thursday, January 21, 2010 10:32:35 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Subject: FW: Obama's Domino Effect

 

The Domino Effect
New Jersey
Virginia
New York
Gitmo
Mass
Healthcare
Cap n Tax
Kalid Sheik Muhammad

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 7:52:23 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Sunday, January 10, 2010

Subject: FW: The Buck Stops THERE!

 

The Buck Stops There

cartoon | cia
Sunday, January 10, 2010 1:43:08 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Subject: FW: New Obama Security Terror Color Code

 

The New O-land security terror color code!
Green: Naive: Terrorists: Can we talk?
Blue: Misguided: Release Gitmo terrorists
Yellow: Insane: Bow before Saudi king
Orange: Epie Fail: Is that a bomb in your underwear or do you have gas?
Red: Kaboom!: Bush's fault

Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:08:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Subject: FW: More???

More?
In 10 years you'll be broke
Obama-care
Overflowing costs

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:47:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Ball Drop

 

Dropping the National Security ball.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:46:13 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, December 28, 2009

Subject: FW: 12 Letter Word

 

Crossword:
What's a 12 letter word for Partisan...  Behind closed doors... Vote at 1AM?
TRANSPARENCY!

Monday, December 28, 2009 4:33:37 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Subject: FW: Sore Throat

If your child has a sore throat the doctor might make more money by taking out his tonsils.

Sore throat.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 2:42:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Finally passed something

Obama: "I'm Glad to see you finally passed something."
Reid: "It was historic."

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 2:40:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Subject: FW: Obama Grinch

 

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some coverage here that you'll need by your side.
So I'm taking it home to Washington, my dear,
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child.  Then he patted her on the head.
And he got her a drink and sent her to bed.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:49:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, December 17, 2009



Santa: Aren't you a bit old to believe in make-believe figures?
Obama: Are... Are you saying there's no such thing as 'saved jobs'?

Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:45:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Subject: FW: Could we speed this up?

 

Could we speed this up?  My bradley fighting vehicle is double-parked

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 6:41:25 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, December 14, 2009

Subject: FW: CLEAR!!!

Health Care Reform
Paddles

Monday, December 14, 2009 7:43:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, December 04, 2009

Subject: FW: Future Obama Prizes

President Obama is Awarded...
- Nobel Prize for Future Peace Accomplishments
- Bass Fishing Tourney Trophy for Futre Catch
- Pillsbury Bake-Off Award for Future Pound Cake
- Mr. Universe Title for Future Muscles

 

Friday, December 04, 2009 7:24:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |