# Tuesday, 06 April 2010
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Subject: FW: Sorry to bother you .....Sir.

Ah, sorry  to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.  . ....

 

Excuse me  Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir.  Um . . I know you're busy,  and important and stuff.  I mean, running the country is very  important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir.  I will only take  a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding  me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.  You know, no big deal, just some loose  ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here!  The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know?  Is that painting real?   Really?  Wow!
I saw something like that in a museum  once.
Oh, sorry Sir.  I didn't mean to get off the track. 

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some  details, I will get right out of your way.  I want to close this  case and maybe take the wife to  Coney Island or something.   Ever been to Coney Island Sir?  No?  I didn't think  so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some  information I need to wrap this up.  These things seem to either be  "Not released" or "Not available."  I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things  are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read  it to you.

 
 

Could you  please help me find these things, Sir?

1.  Occidental   College records -- Not released
2.  Columbia   College records -- Not released
3.  Columbia Thesis paper --  "Not available"
4.  Harvard  College records -- Not  released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical  records -- Not released
7.  Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not  available
8. Your  Illinois State Senate records -- Not  available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy  of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11.Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism --  Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_

14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

15.. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?

16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?

 

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