# Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Subject: FW: TWO COFFEES

Two Coffees

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, “Yes please”!  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot………

god | jesus | joke | muslim
Tuesday, 29 March 2011 08:16:17 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Subject: FW: Obama, McCain and Hillary go to Heaven

Obama, McCain and Hillary Die And Go To Heaven

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

ego | god | hillary clinton | joke
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# Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Subject: FW: Here it is Folks: The Smoking Gun -- Certified Copy of Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate!

If this is true we have a real mess to fix in our own country. Imagine the
mess that will take place immediately and then the further mess of what we
do with the V.P. etc.

Subject: FW: Here it is Folks: The Smoking Gun -- Certified Copy of Obama's
Kenyan Birth Certificate!
Importance: High


             Lucas Smith Affidavit now filed with the US District Court
- Obama Kenyan BC
                                        September 4th, 2009


 As of today, September 4, 2009, this Affidavit has been filed with the
United States District Court  in Southern California ~ represented by Orly
Taitz.


 This is a legal affidavit that declares Lucas Smith to be of sound mind
and judgment.   Lucas can go to jail if he lied on this affidavit.


 The document (Certified COPY of Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate) you see
here, once it is validated  by the court, is pretty much the proverbial
"smoking gun."


 During the American Revolution 70% of the people were loyal to the King or
apathetic.  The other 30% founded a Nation.


 Many folks want to serve God, but only as adviser.


 FILED in US District Court, Santa Ana California

 

 

 

 

 

 

birth | citizen | god | kenya | Lucas Smith | Orly Taitz | picture
Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:03:14 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |