# Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Subject: FW: TWO COFFEES

Two Coffees

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, “Yes please”!  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot………

god | jesus | joke | muslim
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# Tuesday, 06 April 2010

Subject: FW: "The Clocks"

A man died  and went to heaven. 
 
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,  he saw a huge wall of clocks.  
 
The man asked,  "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.  Each time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."                                  
 
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock  is that?"
 
St. Peter responded,  "That's Mother Teresa's clock.  The hands have never moved, indicating that she  never told a lie."  
 
That's  incredible," said the man.  "And whose  clock is that?"  St. Peter responded,  "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands  have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only  two lies in his life."


"Where's Obama's  clock?" asked the man.  
 
"Obama's  clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

joke | jesus
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