Subject: FW: Police Do Care
The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will
not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.