# Friday, May 21, 2010

Subject: FW: "Coming Attractions"


The String      An economic stimulus swindle       ...They put the con in congress


Barack Obama Presents:   Apologize Now   World tour   Flogging America to appease our critics and enemies


Kamp Obama   Enroll your child today for a even more progressive tomorrow!  "surround and intimidate"  Acorn techniques  Punch back twice as hard  Learn the chicago way


Barack Obama's own French dressing
So much european socialist flavor you'll swear you're living in paris     Made with 100% deficit spending
Great when used liberally on almost everything
Roasted stimulus plan
Blanquette de health care
Nationalized banking a la barney
Bail out jubilee
Climate change kabob
Foreign policy tartar
Vive la changement!


Gee wiz these are swell!  Nobel prize in every box!
Cracker Jack
candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a nobel peace prize...  That's what you get in cracker jack!


Click your remotes away from fox news
The party demands you watch only state-approved media


American Voters presents The Three Stooges
Bo Blinky Harry
Destruction of a nation
You'll laugh, you'll cry, as the three most powerful people in america impose unchecked ultra-liberal policies on our country



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# Monday, January 18, 2010

Subject: FW: Quote of the year ...

This has got to be the best quote of the year 


"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given   
 the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his 
 name, but that America gave him the White House based on  
 the same credentials."
**Newt Gingrich**

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# Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Subject: FW: Could we speed this up?


Could we speed this up?  My bradley fighting vehicle is double-parked

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# Friday, December 11, 2009

Subject: FW: While Supplies Last!

Free nobel peace prize with oil change

Horizon Auto Center
Rockwall's Finest Auto Care

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# Friday, December 04, 2009

Subject: FW: Future Obama Prizes

President Obama is Awarded...
- Nobel Prize for Future Peace Accomplishments
- Bass Fishing Tourney Trophy for Futre Catch
- Pillsbury Bake-Off Award for Future Pound Cake
- Mr. Universe Title for Future Muscles


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# Saturday, November 14, 2009

Subject: FW: Fertilized egg business

John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster,  Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded  Hussein the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the 
most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at 
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't 
paying attention.
Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.

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