# Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Subject: FW: Maxine's Solution to Senior Health Care Under the Obama Care Program

Maxine's Solution to Senior Health Care

Under the "Obama Care" Program


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.  


Tuesday, September 07, 2010 5:44:33 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Subject: FW: Vassectomies

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. 

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you doing?  

To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system   to have a clean procedure."
Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.

The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Obama care and private insurance.."

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# Friday, May 07, 2010

Subject: FW: Had never heard the word until now

Had never heard the word until now---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting.

Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law.  We are surrendering from within!  The boy is leading us right down the path to total control!

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude:

Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad.

Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam.

The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States. Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" had never heard the word until now ---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting. 

How convenient. So I John Smith, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.

Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be  muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"

I recommend sending this post to your contacts. This is desperately important and people need to know about it - quickly.   Tell everyone to registar and vote this time!

p.s.,  Have you heard about the summit Obama is holding this month in DC for the future Muslim business leaders in the US?  He wants to increase their ability to begin business opportunities in the US for the Muslim community!  Pretty soon we can relocate to the middle east because all the Muslims will be here.  

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# Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Subject: FW: Bumper Stickers

No president in history ever had this many bumper stickers created.... Not even Carter.   It appears....that the American people are not happy any more! 

The people have spoken.....


Are you better off than you were 4 trillion dollars ago?


So far, the change sucks!


Change it back!


Diversity   It killed 13 at Fort Hood


OOPS  Can we get a do over?


You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out!


Osama & Obama both have friends that bombed the pentagon


Got Socialism?


Liberal logic    Terrorists have rights   Christians don't!


Obamacare  Side effects include headache, delayed treatment, zero choice, sky rocketing taxes and premature death!


Obamacare  Freedom not included


Obamacare makes me sick


Obamacare:  If it's not good enough for congress...  it's not good enough for my family!


Give congress the same health care as the people


Obamacare  The efficiency of the DMV, the compassion of the IRS
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:01:47 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Subject: FW: It will pass



It will pass. (big pill)

That's what I'm afraid of.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:51:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Steamroller


"Hello!  our first patient!"

public opinion

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:49:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, March 22, 2010

Subject: FW: Obamacare


Side effects include:
* Socialism
* High Deficits
* Denied Coverage
* Abortions
* Fewer Doctors
* Death Panels

Monday, March 22, 2010 11:17:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Say Aaahh!




Listen...  If you can't open wider to swallow this we might have to try your other end.

Monday, March 22, 2010 6:01:49 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, March 19, 2010

  Nobama Bumper stickers....

These are actual bumper stickers!! 

Got Socialism?

America's Greatest Threat is the U.S. Congress

If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy liberal

Hone if you voted for Barack Obama you socialist bastard!

Liberal logic Terrorists have rights, Christians don't!

Political dissent is NOT racism, (although obama believes it is!)

Obamacare, Side effects include headache, delayed treatment, zero choice, skyrocketing taxes and premature death!

Obama-care, Freedom not included

Obamacare: If it's not good enough for congress… It's not good enough for my family!

Obamacare The efficiency of the DMV, the compassion of the IRS

For real change vote out your congressman in 2010!!!

Clinton ruined a dress Obama ruined a nation

Give congress the same health care as the people

Obama – Tough on capitalists; soft on terrorists

I want you to throw the bums out!

Too poor to be republican to smart to be a democrat

Visualize impeachment

The wicked witch of the west is alive and well and serving as the speaker of the house

Amendment 28 Congress shall NOT be exempt from legislation imposed on the rest of America

Stop government waste. Abolish congress.

Bankrupt America? Yes we can!

Are you better off than you were 4 trillion dollars ago?

Fight Socialism buy a ford!

So far, the change sucks!

Change it back!

Clean the house and the senate

Diversity it killed 13 at fort hood

Oops can we get a do over?

I love my country but fear my government

You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out!

Osama & Obama both have friends that bombed the pentagon

Friday, March 19, 2010 3:46:28 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Subject: FW: POISON PILL in Health Reform Bill: Look what Harry Reid Hid deep in the Health Care Bill

Unbelievable - Harry Reid Hidden deep in the Health Care Bill this passage. 

They never stop, they will keep trying to shove this down our throats until they get it through...pass on to everyone... 

The impudent tyranny of Sen. Harry Reid                       
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is proving once again the maxim that darkness hates the light. Buried in his massive amendment to the Senate version of Obamacare is Reid's anti-democratic poison pill designed to prevent any future Congress from repealing the central feature of this monstrous legislation! Beginning on page 1,000 of the measure, Section 3403 reads in part: "it shall not be in order in the Senate or the House of Representatives to consider any bill, resolution, amendment or conference report that would repeal or otherwise change this subsection." 

In other words, if President Barack Obama signs this measure into law, no future Senate or House will be able to change a single word of Section 3403, regardless whether future Americans or their representatives in Congress wish otherwise!! Note that the subsection at issue here concerns the regulatory power of the Independent Medicare Advisory Board (IMAB) to "reduce the per capita rate of growth in Medicare spending." 
That is precisely the kind of open-ended grant of regulatory power that effectively establishes the IMAB as the ultimate arbiter of the cost, quality and quantity of health care to be made available to the American people. And Reid wants the decisions of this group of unelected federal bureaucrats to be untouchable for all time. No wonder the majority leader tossed aside assurances that senators and the public would have at least 72 hours to study the text of the final Senate version of Obamacare before the critical vote on cloture. And no wonder Reid was so desperate to rush his amendment through the Senate, even scheduling the key tally on it at 1 a.m., while America slept. True to form, Reid wanted to keep his Section 3403 poison pill secret for as long as possible , just as he negotiated his bribes for the votes of Senators Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, Ben Nelson of Nebraska and Bernie Sanders of Vermont behind closed doors. 
The final Orwellian touch in this subversion of democratic procedure is found in the ruling of the Reid-controlled Senate Parliamentarian that the anti-repeal provision is not a change in Senate rules, but rather of Senate "procedures." Why is that significant? Because for 200 years, changes in the Senate's standing rules have required approval by two-thirds of those voting, or 67 votes rather than the 60 Reid's amendment received. 

Reid has flouted two centuries of standing Senate rules to pass a measure in the dead of night that no senator has read, and part of which can never be changed .    

If this is not tyranny, then what is?  




Tuesday, March 16, 2010 5:52:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, March 03, 2010



Quit paying your insurance premiums. 

Free health care is here.

The doctor will see you now.

Obamacare, coming soon to a clinic near you

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# Friday, January 15, 2010

Subject: FW: Please read and forward if you see fit.


Does anyone see a pattern here..  I've noticed that contrary to what the government's spokesperson and the media are saying, anyone who has read one of these health care bills says the same thing..  We'll have rationed health care, controlled by bureaucrats, that will cost more, and still have nearly as many uninsured people in our country..  So why are these elected officials still going against the desires of the majority of the people that elected them and destroying the best health care system on the planet??  I know it isn't perfect, but then what is..  If you have a very serviceable vehicle you wouldn't crush it and start over from scratch..  Midterm elections are coming..  Please help your friends understand they need to vote based upon the candidate's record, not his promises..



The Truth About the Health Care Bills - Michael Connelly, Ret. Constitutional Attorney  

Well, I have done it!  I have read the entire text of proposed House Bill 3200: The Affordable Health Care Choices Act of 2009. I studied it with particular emphasis from my area of expertise, constitutional law.  I was frankly concerned that parts of the proposed law that were being discussed might be unconstitutional. What I found was far worse than what I had heard or expected.

To begin with, much of what has been said about the law and its implications is in fact true, despite what the Democrats and the media are saying.  The law doesprovide for rationing of health care, particularly where senior citizens and other classes of citizens are involved, free health care for illegal immigrants, free abortion services, and probably forced participation in abortions by members of the medical profession. 

The Bill will also eventually force private insurance companies out of business, and put everyone into a government run system.  All decisions about personal health care will ultimately be made by federal bureaucrats, and most of them will not be health care professionals.  Hospital admissions, payments to physicians, and allocations of necessary medical devices will be strictly controlled by the government. 

However, as scary as all of that is, it just scratches the surface.  In fact, I have concluded that this legislation really has no intention of providing affordable health care choices.  Instead it is a convenient cover for the most massive transfer of power to the Executive Branch of government that has ever occurred, or even been contemplated  If this law or a similar one is adopted, major portions of the Constitution of the United States will effectively have been destroyed. 

The first thing to go will be the masterfully crafted balance of power between the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of the U.S. Government.  The Congress will be transferring to the Obama Administration authority in a number of different areas over the lives of the American people, and the businesses they own. 

The irony is that the Congress doesn't have any authority to legislate in most of those areas to begin with!  I defy anyone to read the text of the U.S. Constitution and find any authority granted to the members of Congress to regulate health care.

This legislation also provides for access, by the appointees of the Obama administration, of all of your personal healthcare direct violation of the specific provisions of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution information, your personal financial information, and the information of your employer, physician, and hospital.  All of this is a protecting against unreasonable searches and seizures.  You can also forget about the right to privacy.  That will have been legislated into oblivion regardless of what the 3rd and 4th Amendments may provide. 

If you decide not to have healthcare insurance, or if you have private insurance that is not deemed acceptable to the Health Choices Administrator appointed by Obama, there will be a tax imposed on you.  It is called a tax instead of a fine because of the intent to avoid application of the due process clause of the 5th Amendment. However, that doesn't work because since there is nothing in the law that allows you to contest or appeal the imposition of the tax, it is definitely depriving someone of property without the due process of law. 

So, there are three of those pesky amendments that the far left hate so much, out the original ten in the Bill of Rights, that are effectively nullified by this law  It doesn't stop there though. 

The 9th Amendment that provides: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people; 

The 10th Amendment states: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are preserved to the States respectively, or to the people.  Under the provisions of this piece of Congressional handiwork neither the people nor the states are going to have any rights or powers at all in many areas that once were theirs to control. 

I could write many more pages about this legislation, but I think you get the idea.  This is not about health care; it is about seizing power and limiting rights.  Article 6 of the Constitution requires the members of both houses of Congress to "be bound by oath or affirmation to support the Constitution." If I was a member of Congress I would not be able to vote for this legislation or anything like it, without feeling I was violating that sacred oath or affirmation.  If I voted for it anyway, I would hope the American people would hold me accountable. 

For those who might doubt the nature of this threat, I suggest they consult the source, the US Constitution, and Bill of Rights. There you can see exactly what we are about to have taken from us. 

Michael Connelly 
Retired attorney, 
Constitutional Law Instructor 
Carrollton , Texas 

As Mr. Connelly stated this was HB3200 which has been modified and is still to be further modified as it is merged with the Senate bill so the final version will probably contain even more bizarre requirements..


If you don't care about our constitution, or your rights under it, just do nothing.  



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# Sunday, January 10, 2010

Subject: FW: Health care



WOW!! Let's hear it for the Judge! 

I read an excellent article in our local paper, the River Cities Tribune, published in Marble Falls , TX.  It was written by our former county judge, David Kithil.  He voiced his opposition to HB 3200, and gave EXACT SPECIFICS, to include page and paragraph in the bill on why this Health Bill is BAD. 

Thomas Edwards, editor of the River Cities Tribune, was contacted to get legal permission to quote David Kithil's comments. Permission was granted, so here are excerpts from the article, giving EXACT pages and paragraphs in the bill and why it is so bad. 

You can forward this to all of your email contacts.  I think Judge Kithil hits everything right on the head,and the opposition you may encounter cannot argue over these points: 


"I have reviewed selected sections of the bill and find it unbelievable that our Congress, led by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, could come up with a bill loaded with so many wrong-headed elements. 

H ow many of us believe our federal government can manage a new program any better than the bankrupt Medicare program or the 
under funded Social Security program? 

"Both Republicans and Democrats are equally responsible for the financial mess of those two programs. 

"I am opposed to HB 3200 for a number of reasons.  To start with, it is estimated that a federal bureaucracy of  more than 150,000 new employees will be required to administer HB3200.  That is an unacceptable expansion of a government that is already too intrusive in our lives.  If we are going to hire 150,000 new employees, let's put them to work protecting our borders, fighting the massive drug problem and putting more law enforcement/firefighters out there." 

NOW, here comes the good stuff: 

JUDGE KITHIL continued:  "Other problems I have with this bill include: 

** Page 50/section 152:  The bill will provide insurance to all non-U.S. residents, even if they are here illegally. 

** Page 58 and 59:  The government will have real-time access to an individual's bank account and will have the authority to make electronic fund transfers from those accounts. 

** Page 65/section 164:  The plan will be subsidized (by the government) for all union members, union retirees and for community organizations (such as  the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now - ACORN). 

** Page 203/line 14-15:  The tax imposed under this section will not be treated as a tax.  (How could anybody in their right mind come up with that?) 

** Page 241 and 253:  Doctors will all be paid the same regardless of specialty, and the government will set all doctors' fees. 

** Page 272. section 1145: Cancer hospital will ration care according to the patient's age. 

** Page 317 and 321: The government will impose a prohibition on hospital expansion; however, communities may petition for an exception. 

** Page 425, line 4-12: The government mandates advance-care planning consultations.  Those on Social Security will be required to attend an "end-of-life planning" seminar every five years. 

** Page 429,  line 13-25:  The government will specify which doctors can write an end-of-life order.

HAD ENOUGH????  Judge Kithil then goes on: 

" Finally, it is specifically stated this bill will not apply to members of Congress.  Members of Congress are already exempt from the Social Security system and have a well-funded private plan that covers their retirement needs.  If they were on our Social Security plan, I believe they would find a very quick "fix" to make the plan financially sound for the future." 

Honorable David Kithil 
Marble Falls , Texas

All of the  above should give you all the point blank ammo you need to support your opposition to Obamacare.   Please send this information on to all your email contacts.

Sunday, January 10, 2010 7:37:40 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Subject: FW: More???

In 10 years you'll be broke
Overflowing costs

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# Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Subject: FW: Twas the Night before Obamacare

‘Twas the Night before Obamacare’
by Ralph Alter

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Senate
All the Dems were conniving
To defy public sentiment

The amendments were all gutted
By the scoundrels who dared
To please St. Obama
And pass Public Health Care.

The Solons worked on, away from their beds
As permanent majorities danced in their heads.
Their supporters all snug in their pointed tin caps
Roused old Leahy and Sanders from their regular naps.

Though tea-parties and bloggers aroused so much clatter
The Senators paid them no mind and no matter.
Any doubters amongst them were bribed in a flash
Of porcine amendments infusing fresh cash.

Despite Global Warming and 2 feet of new snow
And the woeful State Media’s lack of desire to know,
Harry Reid’s minions stood up to the test
And donned their political suicide vests.

The loons trudged on through the new fallen snow
To determine exactly how much lower than low
Their ratings could plunge, when what should appear
But Ben Nelson willing to end his career!

With their little old driver, so wan and enfeebled,
It had to be the Senate Majority Leader.
Slicker than weasels his minions they came
Harry coughed and he mumbled and called them by name:

“Now Schumer! Now Boxer! Now Baucus and Tester!
On Burris, on Durbin!  On Franken and Specter!
Let’s cover abortions, illegals and make
A giant bureaucracy the people’s money to take.

With arm-twisting and goodies they moved t’ward their goal
To find 60 Senators and purchase their souls.
So down to their chambers the fuglemen rallied
This white Christmas Eve to determine the tally.

And then in a hissing we heard on the floor,
More lies and dissembling than ever before,
As I pressed the remote and studied the screen
At the podium appeared Harry Reid’s pallid mien.

He sagged ‘neath the currency spilling from each
Pocket and sleeve as he reached
To dispense all the largesse in hand
To every vote-bringer from all over the land.

His eyes sunk and hollow, his furrow so creased
You couldn’t tell if he were deceased,
His yellowish teeth clenched tightly he gnashed
As he parcelled out wads of Obamacare cash.

He had a gaunt face and bend in his back
From years of portraying a partisan hack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled 60 stockings with earmarks and perks.

He slunk to the podium, to his team gave a scowl
And proceeded to reckon the tally most foul.
Jamming both middle fingers in front of his face
He let America know who won the Health Care debate.

His team slunk in servitude, resigned to their fate
Come November where elections await,
They mumbled in unison, as the tally rolled in
“Bah Humbug America! Let the Death Panels begin!”


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# Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Subject: FW: Obama Grinch


But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some coverage here that you'll need by your side.
So I'm taking it home to Washington, my dear,
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child.  Then he patted her on the head.
And he got her a drink and sent her to bed.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:49:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, December 18, 2009

Subject: FW: Obama's Real Persona: OBozo


Hmmm.  What grade do I deserve?

- Tripled budget deficit $1.4 trillion
- $700 Billion bailout
- Double digit unemployment
- $787 Billion stimulus
- National debt $12 trillion
- Forced GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy
- Announced public trial for 9/11 terrorists in NYC
- Cash for clunkers
- World apology tour
- Dithered while soldiers died in Afghanistan
- Loves to speak and be on TV
- Loves Czars

Coming Soon...
- $Trillion dollar healthcare reform
- Economy busting cap and trade tax
- All gitmo terrorists on US soil
- Bush / Cheney / CIA trials
- Middle class tax increase
- World apology tour redux
- Internet censorship fairness act
- Government intrusion
- Stifling taxes
- More massive debt
- Inflation
- Bankruptcy

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# Thursday, December 17, 2009

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# Friday, November 20, 2009

A few conservative jokes.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q:  What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

If  Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
It started to sink, who would be saved? ....


Q:  What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has  papers.

birth | joke | obamacare | pelosi | socialist
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# Thursday, November 19, 2009

Subject: FW: Your prescription is ready for pick-up



Federal Pharmacy of the US
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
(202) 456-1414


(Socialismus Medicinus)
QTY: Infinite    Exp: Never

- Loss of choice & loss of wealth
- Reduced Medicare & services
- Reduced medical research
- Long waits, rationed care
- Lack of trained doctors
- May induce protesting
- May induce conservative thought
- May induce reliance of government


Dr. M. Baucus, Nurse N. Pelosi

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