A few conservative jokes.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
            
A: A fund raiser.

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Q:  What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

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If  Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
 and
It started to sink, who would be saved? ....

America!

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Q:  What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has  papers.