# Monday, January 10, 2011
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Subject: FW: Jeff just has a way with words

This is straight forward country thinking................................... 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims : 

  
1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
You may be a Muslim 
  
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
3. You have more wives than teeth.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
5. You think vests come in two styles : bullet-proof and suicide.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 
     You may be a Muslim 
  
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
     You may be a Muslim 
  
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   
     You may be a Muslim 
  
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .  
       You may be a Muslim 
  
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. 
      You may be a Muslim

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