# Friday, 15 January 2010
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Subject: FW: Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.

Ah, sorry  to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.  . ..

 

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir.  Um . . I know you're busy,  and important and stuff.  I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir.  I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding  me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.  You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here!  The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know?  Is that painting real?   Really?  Wow!

I saw something like that in a museum once.

Oh, sorry Sir.  I didn't mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way.  I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something.   Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No?  I didn't think  so....

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up.  These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available."  I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you.


  

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1.  Occidental College records -- Not released

2.  Columbia College records -- Not released

3.  Columbia Thesis paper --  "Not available"

4.  Harvard College records -- Not  released

5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released

6. Medical records -- Not released

7.  Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available

8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available

9.. Law practice client list -- Not released

10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released

11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

12. Record of your baptism --  Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_

14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?

16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?



 

Oh and one more thing Mr.. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me,  Sir?

Oh, but hey --  listen!  I know you're busy!  If this is too much for you right now  -- I mean -- tell you what.  I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know?  I mean, I know you're busy.   I'll just let myself out.  I'll be back tomorrow.  And the day after. . ...

What's that Mr. President?  Who wants to know these things?

 

We the People of the United States of America! You know, the ones that vote. 




 


 

SEND THIS OUT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS......

I (WE) WANT TO KNOW

 


Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. 

Ronald Reagan 



The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
-Thomas Jefferson
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Friday, 05 March 2010 09:15:22 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

I love factual information about this guy. Unfortunaely this statement isn't true at all. Check it out and you'll see.
lathree
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