# Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Subject: FW: Robot Bartender

 

Guy goes into a bar, theres a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The

robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "Whats

your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about

physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The

robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,

"Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk

about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors..

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try

it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will

you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another

great martini. The robot then says, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh,

about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people

still happy you voted for Obama?"

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:42:03 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Subject: FW: Here it is Folks: The Smoking Gun -- Certified Copy of Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate!

If this is true we have a real mess to fix in our own country. Imagine the
mess that will take place immediately and then the further mess of what we
do with the V.P. etc.

Subject: FW: Here it is Folks: The Smoking Gun -- Certified Copy of Obama's
Kenyan Birth Certificate!
Importance: High


             Lucas Smith Affidavit now filed with the US District Court
- Obama Kenyan BC
                                        September 4th, 2009


 As of today, September 4, 2009, this Affidavit has been filed with the
United States District Court  in Southern California ~ represented by Orly
Taitz.


 This is a legal affidavit that declares Lucas Smith to be of sound mind
and judgment.   Lucas can go to jail if he lied on this affidavit.


 The document (Certified COPY of Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate) you see
here, once it is validated  by the court, is pretty much the proverbial
"smoking gun."


 During the American Revolution 70% of the people were loyal to the King or
apathetic.  The other 30% founded a Nation.


 Many folks want to serve God, but only as adviser.


 FILED in US District Court, Santa Ana California

 

 

 

 

 

 

birth | citizen | god | kenya | Lucas Smith | Orly Taitz | picture
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:03:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Fwd: Fw: Is She the Piñata?

Need a good short laugh?  Here it is. 

I've looked at this over and over and still can't believe it! How DID those people on either side of them keep a straight face???

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:56:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: A MUST SEE PICTURE your tax dollars HARD AT WORK. . .

 

 

OUR CONGRESS AT WORK.

 

 

Should we buy them larger screen computers - or - a ticket home for good???

Nothing else need to be said.  This is one of their THREE DAY WORK WEEKS that we all pay for.  I am ready to start from the beginning by voting out all elected officials and not letting any of them stay in office for more than two terms.  No more lifelong healthcare, retirement, voting in their own pay raises, taking perks on our taxes, etc.

House Minority Leader  Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, pictured standing, far  right, speaks while colleagues Rep. Barbara Lambert,  D-Milford and Rep. Jack F. Hennessy, D-Bridgeport, play solitaire Monday night as the House convened to vote on a  new budget. (AP)

The guy sitting in the row in front of these two...  he's on Facebook, and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores. 

These are the folks that can't get the budget out by Oct. 1,  Seriously!!!

So, we’ve got a 30 day budget extension. Well, guess what, 30 days from now we will be in the same boat. I guess this makes it easy for the news reporters as all they have to do is recycle the same headlines from this week and from 2 years ago. And these yo-yos will still be playing SOLITAIRE!!!

I'm all for voting ALL out and start with a clean slate!

Max terms and no life time benefits!!!

 

KEEP THIS GOING, DON'T LET IT STOP WITH YOU!!!

 

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:48:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Finally

Where to put Obama's picture

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!

Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time!

 

Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasure and leader of the constitutional convention!

 

Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory" fought the British in  New Orleans  .

 

 

Ulysses Grant, Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War!

 

 

Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution.

 

Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!

More people will see it here than any other place so it is appropriate.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:03:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: acorn

Acorn cap with the nut still attached!! 

 

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:36:22 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |