# Thursday, 19 November 2009

Subject: FW: You gotta love Maxine

You gotta love this girl..

Maxine On Obama.... 

 

It seems that once again,

 all us white folks have missed

a great opportunity.


While all the black people attended

 Obama's inauguration and parades,

we should have broken into their homes

and gotten all our shit back.  

Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:45:16 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: ONLY IN TEXAS

 

Zoo has african lion
white house has a
lyin african

african | lion | picture | zoo
Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:41:53 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Your prescription is ready for pick-up

 

 

Federal Pharmacy of the US
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
(202) 456-1414

AMERICAN PEOPLE
TAKE ONE TABLET RECTALLY EVERY DAY

OBAMACARE TABLETS 850mg
(Socialismus Medicinus)
QTY: Infinite    Exp: Never

KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS:
- Loss of choice & loss of wealth
- Reduced Medicare & services
- Reduced medical research
- Long waits, rationed care
- Lack of trained doctors
- May induce protesting
- May induce conservative thought
- May induce reliance of government

IF SIDE EFFECTS PERSIST, CONTINUE TAKING OBAMACARE - YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ANYWAY!

Dr. M. Baucus, Nurse N. Pelosi
REFILLS AUTOMATICALLY
CITIZENSHIP REQUIRED (SORT OF)

Thursday, 19 November 2009 07:13:23 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: A prayer for our President

(You all know me....I had to go Google Psalm 109.8 to confirm that this is accurate........I may become a fan of bumper stickers)

From a friend:

We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end.  We left to come home on Sunday.  Traffic was moving slowly and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it.  It read:  "Pray for Obama.  Psalm 109:8".  

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board so he opened it up to the scripture and read it.  He started laughing and couldn't quit.  Then he read it to me.  I couldn't believe what it said.  I had a good laugh too.

     Psalm 109:8

    "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." 
 

 

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence of taking care of them.    
                                                                                         -- Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, 19 November 2009 07:06:38 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |