# Thursday, November 19, 2009
You gotta love Maxine

Subject: FW: You gotta love Maxine

You gotta love this girl..

Maxine On Obama.... 

 

It seems that once again,

 all us white folks have missed

a great opportunity.


While all the black people attended

 Obama's inauguration and parades,

we should have broken into their homes

and gotten all our shit back.  
joke | picture | maxine | inauguration
Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:45:16 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
ONLY IN TEXAS

Subject: FW: ONLY IN TEXAS

 

Zoo has african lion
white house has a
lyin african

african | lion | picture | zoo
Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:41:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Your prescription is ready for pick-up

Subject: FW: Your prescription is ready for pick-up

 

 

Federal Pharmacy of the US
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
(202) 456-1414

AMERICAN PEOPLE
TAKE ONE TABLET RECTALLY EVERY DAY

OBAMACARE TABLETS 850mg
(Socialismus Medicinus)
QTY: Infinite    Exp: Never

KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS:
- Loss of choice & loss of wealth
- Reduced Medicare & services
- Reduced medical research
- Long waits, rationed care
- Lack of trained doctors
- May induce protesting
- May induce conservative thought
- May induce reliance of government

IF SIDE EFFECTS PERSIST, CONTINUE TAKING OBAMACARE - YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ANYWAY!

Dr. M. Baucus, Nurse N. Pelosi
REFILLS AUTOMATICALLY
CITIZENSHIP REQUIRED (SORT OF)

healthcare | pelosi | picture | socialist | baucus | obamacare
Thursday, November 19, 2009 7:13:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Subject: FW: A prayer for our President

Subject: FW: A prayer for our President

(You all know me....I had to go Google Psalm 109.8 to confirm that this is accurate........I may become a fan of bumper stickers)

From a friend:

We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end.  We left to come home on Sunday.  Traffic was moving slowly and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it.  It read:  "Pray for Obama.  Psalm 109:8".  

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board so he opened it up to the scripture and read it.  He started laughing and couldn't quit.  Then he read it to me.  I couldn't believe what it said.  I had a good laugh too.

     Psalm 109:8

    "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."  

 

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence of taking care of them.    
                                                                                         -- Thomas Jefferson

joke | bumper sticker | thomas jefferson | pigeon forge
Thursday, November 19, 2009 7:06:38 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Party Time!

Subject: FW: Party Time!

 

pelosi | picture | hillary clinton | bill clinton | barbra streisand | cindy sheehan | dancing
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 2:54:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Dear Mr. Grim Reaper

Subject: FW: Dear Mr. Grim Reaper

Dear Mr. Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away

my personal favorite dancer and entertainer Michael Jackson,

A favorite actor Patrick Swayze,

and favorite actress Farrah Fawcett

and my favorite singer Stephen Gatelly Boyzone

Just so you know,

my favorite politician is Barack Obama.

Thank you

joke | Stephen Gatelly Boyzone | Farrah Fawcett | Patrick Swayze | Michael Jackson | grim reaper
Tuesday, November 17, 2009 7:52:30 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |