# Thursday, December 17, 2009

Santa: Aren't you a bit old to believe in make-believe figures?
Obama: Are... Are you saying there's no such thing as 'saved jobs'?

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Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:43:50 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Letter to editor

No paperwork
To the editor:
I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.

Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama?  Does that make them criminals?  Isn't that discrimination?  Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior?  Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?

I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."

Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals.  Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally.  And they should be able to bring all of their family members, too.

How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made boarder?  They were there only to do the things that regular invited guests didnt' want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)

How can the White House punish these poor oppressed undocumented visitors?

Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:41:53 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Subject: FW: Could we speed this up?


Could we speed this up?  My bradley fighting vehicle is double-parked

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 6:41:25 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |