# Friday, 18 December 2009

Subject: FW: TEA Party

 

February 27, 2009

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:53:10 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama's Real Persona: OBozo

 

Hmmm.  What grade do I deserve?

- Tripled budget deficit $1.4 trillion
- $700 Billion bailout
- Double digit unemployment
- $787 Billion stimulus
- National debt $12 trillion
- Forced GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy
- Announced public trial for 9/11 terrorists in NYC
- Cash for clunkers
- World apology tour
- Dithered while soldiers died in Afghanistan
- Loves to speak and be on TV
- Loves Czars

Coming Soon...
- $Trillion dollar healthcare reform
- Economy busting cap and trade tax
- All gitmo terrorists on US soil
- Bush / Cheney / CIA trials
- Middle class tax increase
- World apology tour redux
- Internet censorship fairness act
- Government intrusion
- Stifling taxes
- More massive debt
- Inflation
- Bankruptcy
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE...

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:51:57 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Thanks Obama

 

Thanks, Obama.
You've spent my lunch money, my allowance, my inheritance, 35 years of future paychecks, and my retirement.  You asshole.

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:42:31 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Daily Chuckle

After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So awhile back when  the note came from Bush to Obama, the president was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 
370H-SSV-0773H
 
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
 
So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message.  They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message..
 
Now there was complete panic in the oval office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer 

A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
 
Bush  chuckled and replied:
Dude ............You're holding it upside down

OK...for you visually challenged....here it is:
HELLO ASS HOLE

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:40:57 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |