# Wednesday, 06 January 2010

Subject: FW: New Obama Security Terror Color Code

 

The New O-land security terror color code!
Green: Naive: Terrorists: Can we talk?
Blue: Misguided: Release Gitmo terrorists
Yellow: Insane: Bow before Saudi king
Orange: Epie Fail: Is that a bomb in your underwear or do you have gas?
Red: Kaboom!: Bush's fault

Wednesday, 06 January 2010 07:08:16 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Look whats on 2010 Income Tax return!!!!! Urgent!!!

Gun owners... look what's on the 2010 tax return....                                                                  
                                                                                                                        
 As if we didn't have enough to get upset about!  If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!                        
                                                                                                                        
 It begins... more Freedom gone...... the right to protect yourself and your family gone!  Now ALL GUNS must be listed  
 on your next (2010) tax return!                                                                                        
                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                        
 Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own.            
 It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun.                                                                 
 This bill was introduced on 
February 24, 2009, by the Obama staff.  BUT, this bill will only become public knowledge   
 30 days after the new law becomes effective!  This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986.  This means    
 that the Finance Committee has passed this without the Senate voting on it at all.  Trust Obama?  You must be kidding! 
 The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage: www.senate.gov.  You can find the bill by doing a   
 search by the bill number, SB-2099.  You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do.  Please send a copy of this      
 e-mail to every gun owner you know.                                                                                    
 Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009:                  
 www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text                                                                                 
 Obama's Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill..  If it passes, gun owners will become criminals   
 if you don't fully comply.                                                                                             
                                                                                                                        
 It has begun... Whatever Obama's "Secret Master Plan" is.... this is just the 'tip of the iceberg!'                    
                                                                                                                        
 Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm       
 Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.                                                                                
 Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar as a 'minor'    
 IRS revision, and, as usual, the 'political' lawmakers did not read this bill before signing and approving it!         
                                                                                                                        
 To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Goggle HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & 
 Record of Sales Act of 2009.  You will get all the information.                                                        
                                                                                                                        
 Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless:  1) It is          
 registered  2) You are fingerprinted  3) You supply a current Driver's License  4) You supply your Social Security     
 number  5) You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing                             
 Each update change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25.  Failure to do so you   
 automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail.                                    
 There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305 stating a child-access provision.  Gun must be locked and     
 inaccessible to any child under 18.  They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun       
 safely away from accessibility to children and fine is punishable for up to 5 years in prison..                        
                                                                                                                        
 If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this...  It is long and     
 lengthy.  But, more and more people are becoming aware of this.  Pass the word along.  Any hunters in your family pass 
 this along.                                                                                                            
 This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have   
 no defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished before anyone realizes it.               
                                                                                                                        
 This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not..                                                                   
                                                                                                                        
 <Search Results - THOMAS (Library of Congress) <http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.45>; :                   
                                                                                                                        
 <H..R.45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 - U.S. Congress - OpenCongress <               
 http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/show>;                                                                         
                                                                                                                        
 <H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 (GovTrack.us) <                                
 http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-45>;                                                                 
                                                                                                                        
 Please..... copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the 
USA , whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun  
 control. We all should have the right to choose.                                                                       
                                                                                       

Wednesday, 06 January 2010 07:04:15 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: WE DID IT!

I was on my way to invest more money at Home Depot this morning, trying to do my part to stimulate the economy.

 I found myself behind this little rice burner of a car bearing a bumper
 sticker that read;

"We did it!" - "Obama / Biden".

 I managed to pull along side of her at a red light about a half mile
down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up.

 She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!

 She heartily thanked me. And I quickly added, "It's really good that you are taking  responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off.

 Such a humorless bitch.

 

biden | joke
Wednesday, 06 January 2010 06:56:15 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: ---LJ---

Just passing it along...

 

Americans following Obama:

 

Little Johnny is not an Obama fan 

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Democrat Party Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different ... again.
 
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
 
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."
 
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.  Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."
 
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
 
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."


Recess at the Asylum

 

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