# Friday, 15 January 2010

Subject: FW: Obama and the call girl!

Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.   

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. 

To the blonde he said,  'I am the President of the United States.  Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' 

 She replied, $200. 

 To the brunette he asked the same question. 
 
 Her reply was $100. 


 He then asked the redhead... 

 Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,  My pants as low as my wages,  Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, 
And keep it rising like the price of gas, Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and  Screw me the way you have retirees, and our Veterans
Then it isn't going to cost you a friggin' damn cent!

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Subject: FW: Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.

Ah, sorry  to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.  . ..

 

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir.  Um . . I know you're busy,  and important and stuff.  I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir.  I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding  me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.  You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here!  The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know?  Is that painting real?   Really?  Wow!

I saw something like that in a museum once.

Oh, sorry Sir.  I didn't mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way.  I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something.   Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No?  I didn't think  so....

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up.  These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available."  I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you.


  

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1.  Occidental College records -- Not released

2.  Columbia College records -- Not released

3.  Columbia Thesis paper --  "Not available"

4.  Harvard College records -- Not  released

5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released

6. Medical records -- Not released

7.  Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available

8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available

9.. Law practice client list -- Not released

10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released

11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

12. Record of your baptism --  Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_

14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?

16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?



 

Oh and one more thing Mr.. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me,  Sir?

Oh, but hey --  listen!  I know you're busy!  If this is too much for you right now  -- I mean -- tell you what.  I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know?  I mean, I know you're busy.   I'll just let myself out.  I'll be back tomorrow.  And the day after. . ...

What's that Mr. President?  Who wants to know these things?

 

We the People of the United States of America! You know, the ones that vote. 




 


 

SEND THIS OUT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS......

I (WE) WANT TO KNOW

 


Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. 

Ronald Reagan 



The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
-Thomas Jefferson
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Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes...12 million
illegal aliens are depending on you.

Friday, 15 January 2010 08:01:47 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

Subject: FW: Misleader

Misleader

Friday, 15 January 2010 07:08:00 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: BHO - Columbia Univ

Now maybe, we are getting to the core of his LIES.
 
Received this today from a friend.  Have seen some information relative to his attendance at Columbia and this certainly raised some legitimate questions which should be answered.  In my opinion the most important question, that everyone should be asking, is why would Obama be spending over two million dollars of taxpayer money paying lawyers to keep his records concealed?  He could immediately stop all this speculation by releasing all of his records.
 

WAS HE THERE? WHO IS HE?         
To those who voted for him, YOU HAVE ELECTED THE BIGGEST UNQUALIFIED FRAUD that America has ever known, my opinion!    

This is very interesting stuff. Sort of adds credence to the idea of The Manchurian Candidate  thing having happened here!  
 Stephanopoulos of ABC news said the same thing during the 08' campaign.  
 He too was a classmate of BOs At Columbia class of 1984. He said he never had one class with him. 
 
 Was he there?  
While he is such a great orator, why doesn't anyone in Obama's college class remember him?  
 Maybe he never attended class! Maybe he never attended Columbia ? He won't allow Colombia to release his records either.
Suspicious isn't it?

NOBODY REMEMBERS OBAMA AT COLUMBIA 
Looking for  evidence of Obama's past, Fox News contacted 400 Columbia University  students from the period when Obama claims to have been there, but none  remembered him.  Wayne Allyn Root was, like Obama, a political science major at Columbia who also graduated in 1983. In  2008, Root says of Obama, "I don't know a single person at Columbia that knew him, and they all know me. I don't have a classmate who ever knew Barack Obama at Columbia . Ever!

Nobody recalls him. I'm not exaggerating, I'm not kidding. "Root adds that he was also, like Obama, "Class of '83 political science, pre-law" and says, "You don't get more exact or closer than that. Never met him in my life, don't know anyone who ever met him. At the class reunion, our 20th reunion five years ago, who was asked to be the speaker of the class?

Me – Wayne Root

No one ever heard of Barack! And five years ago, nobody even knew who he was. The guy who writes the class notes, who's kind of the, as we say in New York, the macha who knows everybody, has yet to find a person, a human who ever met him. Is that not strange? It's very strange.

"Obama's photograph does not appear in the school's yearbook and Obama consistently declines
requests to talk about his years at Columbia, provide school records, or provide the name of  any former classmates or friends while at Columbia.   

You can check Wayne out at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Allyn_Root#column-one 

NOTE: Root graduated as Valedictorian from his high school, Thornton-Donovan School, then graduated from Columbia University in 1983 as a  Political Science major (in the same class as President Barack Obama WAS  SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN IN). 

Can it be that BHO is a complete fraud? More intrigue concerning "The Man who wasn't there.”

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