# Thursday, 28 January 2010

Subject: FW: Bend Over Here Comes Your Stimulus Package

 

Bend over here comes your stimulus package

Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:57:52 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Snow White & the 7 Dorks

 

Snow White
Skanky
Sleazy
Fishy
Queeney
Dopey
Cheaty
Gaffy

biden | frank | geithner | pelosi | picture | reid
Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:52:15 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Subject: FW: Dreams Come True!!

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap..

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.


The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.


The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.


Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.


 

Wednesday, 27 January 2010 08:41:59 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: GOVERNMENT FLOW CHART

 

Governmental Flow Chart
Obama
Pelosi Reid
House Senate
All of us

Wednesday, 27 January 2010 06:51:04 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |