# Thursday, 04 February 2010

Subject: FW: EAR FLAP - G R E A T!!

This man, 73 is wearing a protective flap over his earwhile Joe Biden,  Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi addressed the Veterans of  Foreign Wars.  I wish I could shake this man's hand. I just want to know where he got it......?

Bullshit Protector


I Love it!!!!!


biden | pelosi | picture | war
Thursday, 04 February 2010 08:36:34 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Stamp Malfunction

Stamp Malfunction 

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 

1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.

People are spitting on the wrong side.

joke | picture | stamp
Thursday, 04 February 2010 07:15:27 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 03 February 2010

Subject: FW: WTF

This needs to get out all over the Net.  Our President still does not know what to do when the national anthem is played!!!!!

At the Ft. Hood Memorial Service...
The Crotch Salute Returns

I'm sorry folks, but is this the turkey that was elected President of our country?  You know, the United States of America ?  I do believe that saluting the flag goes with that, and also to honor the servicemen who died, or is he above that?  Shower us all with flowery words and dazzle us with B.S. but actions speak louder.  This stinks.


Wednesday, 03 February 2010 12:00:08 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: After the State of the Union speech-look for yours in the mail soon


Finally!  My Obama bullshit decoder ring!

Wednesday, 03 February 2010 07:50:16 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |