# Tuesday, 09 February 2010

Subject: FW: Cash for Clunkers?

QUESTION?:

What was the most positive  result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?



ANSWER:

It took 95% of the Obama  bumper stickers off the road.

Tuesday, 09 February 2010 06:56:38 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Police Do Care

The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte   Park . The dead man's name will
not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to  excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt.  He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
 
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

joke | police
Tuesday, 09 February 2010 06:55:32 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Rebuttal

Barack OBAMA, in his Cairo speech,  said:   "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of

America's story."

 THIS IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:

 Dear Mr. Obama:

 Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?  Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.  Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?  Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians. Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution? ....Declaration of Independence ?....Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so. Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ?  No. Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?  No, they did not.  In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.  Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves."  Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama? Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?  Not present. There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights. Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?  Again, not present.  In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture.  So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband.  Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they? Where were Muslims during World War II?  They were aligned with Adolf Hitler.  The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews. Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?  If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East .  No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day.  Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11.  To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

 And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America . Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.  They were Muslim. And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .  

That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America .

      

Tuesday, 09 February 2010 06:50:12 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Real billboard in Minnesota

 

George W. Bush: Miss me yet?

Tuesday, 09 February 2010 06:48:29 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |