# Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Subject: FW: Cash for Clunkers?

QUESTION?:

What was the most positive  result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?



ANSWER:

It took 95% of the Obama  bumper stickers off the road.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 6:56:38 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Police Do Care

The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte   Park . The dead man's name will
not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to  excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt.  He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
 
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

joke | police
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 6:55:32 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Rebuttal

Barack OBAMA, in his Cairo speech,  said:   "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of

America's story."

 THIS IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:

 Dear Mr. Obama:

 Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?  Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.  Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?  Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians. Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution? ....Declaration of Independence ?....Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so. Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ?  No. Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?  No, they did not.  In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.  Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves."  Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama? Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?  Not present. There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights. Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?  Again, not present.  In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture.  So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband.  Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they? Where were Muslims during World War II?  They were aligned with Adolf Hitler.  The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews. Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?  If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East .  No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day.  Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11.  To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

 And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America . Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.  They were Muslim. And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .  

That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America .

      

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 6:50:12 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Real billboard in Minnesota

 

George W. Bush: Miss me yet?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 6:48:29 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: THE COWBOY/BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

When  I received this email and opened it , I started beating the screen thinking these things had got in my monitor.

 

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan.  Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.

 

But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

 

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best 
Texas  

drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

joke | flies | cowboy
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 6:46:29 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, February 04, 2010

Subject: FW: EAR FLAP - G R E A T!!

This man, 73 is wearing a protective flap over his earwhile Joe Biden,  Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi addressed the Veterans of  Foreign Wars.  I wish I could shake this man's hand. I just want to know where he got it......?

Bullshit Protector

 

I Love it!!!!!
 

PROUD TO BE AMERICAN !!!!

biden | pelosi | picture | war
Thursday, February 04, 2010 8:36:34 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |