# Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Subject: FW: Last Night's sting

Late Night

Obama Bashing
 
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.  

--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.  

--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. 

The other is for housing prisoners.  

--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !   

--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.  

--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.  

--- David Letterman

Tuesday, 23 March 2010 08:35:32 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Barackfather

 

I'm going to make them a health reform offer they can't refuse... or understand

Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:50:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 22 March 2010

Subject: FW: Obamacare

 

Obamacare
Side effects include:
* Socialism
* High Deficits
* Denied Coverage
* Abortions
* Fewer Doctors
* Death Panels

Monday, 22 March 2010 11:17:46 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Say Aaahh!

 

'

Say AAAHH!

Listen...  If you can't open wider to swallow this we might have to try your other end.

Monday, 22 March 2010 06:01:49 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |