# Thursday, 25 March 2010

Subject: FW: MY NEW TRUCK

MY NEW TRUCK

 

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.


The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,  'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'


Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama

Damn I love this truck...

Thursday, 25 March 2010 07:21:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama Akbar!

 


Obama Akbar!
Healthcare

The suicide bomber

Thursday, 25 March 2010 05:41:46 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Subject: FW: It will pass

 

 

It will pass. (big pill)

That's what I'm afraid of.

Wednesday, 24 March 2010 05:51:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Steamroller

 

"Hello!  our first patient!"

public opinion

Wednesday, 24 March 2010 05:49:23 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |