# Friday, 26 March 2010

Subject: FW: Ole Jimmy

Here is the billboard that went up today in beautiful, sunny Grand Junction, CO. 


They can't call me the worst presidient anymore!
Jimmy Carter

Friday, 26 March 2010 05:58:38 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: State Farm Sign

A STATE FARM SIGN..... (Couldn't say it any better!) 

A taxpayer voting for Barack Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

State Farm Insurance
Bud Gregg

Friday, 26 March 2010 05:56:06 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 25 March 2010




I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,  'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama

Damn I love this truck...

Thursday, 25 March 2010 07:21:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama Akbar!


Obama Akbar!

The suicide bomber

Thursday, 25 March 2010 05:41:46 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |