# Friday, 09 April 2010

Subject: FW: Lost Wallet

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. 
  
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. 

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. 

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. 

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. 
  
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." 
 "This I gotta see," replied the agent. 

 With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. 
  
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. 
  
"Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
Thanks!" he said. 
"But how did you know I was from Chicago?" 
 The agent replied, 
"I recognized Obama in the middle." 

Friday, 09 April 2010 06:38:51 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 08 April 2010

Subject: FW: BARACK OBAMA's JIHAD AGAINST ISRAEL

Let’s cut to the chase here: Barack Obama, and most of the Marxist-democrat party have little or no use for Israel or the Jewish people. Since Jimmy Carter, another terrorist sympathizer, and well known anti-Semite, the democrat party has been hostile toward Israel and the Jewish people, but they tried to hide it from American Jews. 

With the election of Barack Obama, who has marinated in hatred for America and Israel since childhood, the mask has come off the Marxist-democrat party. As anyone who was paying attention knows, Barack Obama attended the “church” of Reverend Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright for over 20 years. Wright is a well known anti-Semite and supporter of the terrorist group Hamas. 

Since taking office, Obama has been on a real crusade to alienate all of our friends worldwide, and coddle our enemies. Great Britain now says that they, and America, no longer have a “special relationship.” But no where is Obama’s ass-backwards foreign policy more apparent than with his policies towards both Iran and Israel. 

Israel has been an ally and friend, of the United States since her founding. The one true friend in the Middle East. Obama has done everything in his power to alienate Israel and the Jewish people. This culminated last week when Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu was treated like an outcast at the White House, with Obama refusing to be photographed with him, and rudely ending their meeting to go have dinner with the First Lady. A major case of jackassery. . . 

I guess we should all be thankful he wasn’t kicked out the back door and forced to walk past the garbage like the Dalai Lama! 

Thursday, 08 April 2010 07:08:05 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama a Muslim

Amazing how when given facts the Obamanzi ignores facts. 

I decided to look further into Obama's background. His full name--as by now you have probably heard--is Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. Hussein is a Muslim name, which comes from the name of Ali's son--Hussein Ibn Ali. And Obama is named after his late Kenyan father, the late Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., apparently a Muslim. 

And while Obama may not identify as a Muslim, that's not how the Arab and Muslim Streets see it. In Arab culture and under Islamic law, if your father is a Muslim, so are you. And once a Muslim, always a Muslim. You cannot go back. In Islamic eyes, Obama is certainly a Muslim. He may think he's a Christian, but they do not. 

Then, there are the other items in his background. As best-selling author Scott Turow wrote in Salon, Obama went to a Muslim school for two years in Indonesia. His mother, Anna, married an Indonesian man (likely another Muslim, as Indonesia is Muslim-dominated and has the largest Islamic population in the world). 


Again ONCE A MUSLIM ALWAYS A MUSLIM.

Thursday, 08 April 2010 07:05:22 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Subject: FW: Da Prezzz!!! 

GERMAN FLOAT .

This float was in a parade in  Berlin


You've Got to Love those Germans.........

They have A Great sense of humor!

Is that Hillary... ??  

What is she hanging on to?

Answer:

His stimulus package..

Thursday, 08 April 2010 06:57:01 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |