# Friday, 22 April 2011

Subject: FW: Three New Navy Ships

3 New Navy Ships: 

USS REAGAN
 

Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!

 

When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres.  Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.   

Capability


Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling                    

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years 

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft  

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
 

Size


1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall 

3.  Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4.  4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200  pounds

5.  2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6.  4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet 
  

Capacity
 

1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel  

2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3.  18,150 meals served daily

4.  Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes       

5.  Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones 

6.  14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets


  

USS BILL CLINTON
 


The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President. 

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence. 

As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs. 

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive.  The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.   

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . 


USS  BARACK OBAMA

Details are  vague.    

But don't you worry..........he has a plan

Friday, 22 April 2011 07:13:50 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Subject: FW: Nice and Simple...

Nice And Simple....

The person in this video is a professor (Ph.D.) at Yavapai College in Prescott, Arizona.  He puts a different spin on what Obama is doing to help Arizona and he repeats the important parts and speaks slowly enough to allow you to follow what he's saying;

Must be why he's rated highly by his students - 3.8 on a 4.0 scale. This may be the best video produced on the illegal alien problems that are being experienced.

 

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# Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Subject: FW: TWO COFFEES

Two Coffees

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, “Yes please”!  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot………

god | jesus | joke | muslim
Tuesday, 29 March 2011 08:16:17 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 28 March 2011

Subject: FW: Spoted on OregonLive.com/forum

I HAVE THE PERFECT FIX FOR LIBYA AND THE U.S. ...

they want a new Muslim leader......

we send them OBAMA.....

FIX OUR PROBLEMS AND THIERS!

DONE!

Monday, 28 March 2011 06:11:41 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |