# Friday, 06 January 2012

Subject: FW: New breadwinner in the family...

New breadwinner in the family...
Check this out! Not a joke!

 It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so. - Ronald Reagan

 *The new breadwinner in the family...* 
 This is preposterous! An emergency room physician told me that a woman in her late 20's came to the ER today with her 8 th pregnancy
 She told the first doctor she saw: "My Mama told me that *I am the breadwinner for the family.*
" He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money from the State for the family.
It goes like this:
The Grandma calls the Department of Child & Family Services, and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids.
DCFS agrees, and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.
 The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a check for $1500 *per child *each month in  Illinois .
 Total yearly income:
$144,000 tax-free and nobody has to go to work!
In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home!

 *Not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid), plus a monthly card entitling
them to free groceries and a voucher for 250 free Obama phone minutes each
month. This does not include WIC and other welfare benefits...*

 Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family.
 This is how the politicians spend our tax dollars. When this generous program was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects forgot to
craft an end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for those who will continue to keep them on the dole....
 No wonder our country is broke! Worse, the Muslims have been paying attention, and by mandating that each Muslim family have eleven children,
they will soon replace the voting bloc above and can be running this country within 50 years.
 Are we alarmed yet? Is anybody listening?

 Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D. Urologist,
 Danville Polyclinic, LTD
 Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what...?

 Don't forget to pay your taxes!!
 *There are a lot of breadwinners * *depending on you!*


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# Tuesday, 03 January 2012

Subject: FW: Send this to everyone I WANT ONE!!! BRO

May this one take off and spread like wildfire!!


U want Change?

DuhBro Gotta Go!

Tuesday, 03 January 2012 20:38:24 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, 27 May 2011

Subject: FW: Fantastic .......................

Dear President Obama:


I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.


First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States of America to its August 20th, 1959 borders, so that Hawaii is no longer a state and thus you are no longer a citizen...


With utmost respect,


Bibi Netanyahu

Prime Minister - Israel

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# Friday, 06 May 2011

Subject: FW: Greediest Generation Response

This guy says it as succinctly as anyone could, with emphasis.  Term limits 
would solve a bunch of this.

Retired Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson, currently on Obama's bipartisan council on reducing the nations deficit recently called America 's Seniors the 'Greediest Generation'..

This response, from a man in Montana , has gone "viral" on the web. He appears to have had enough...
   Hey Alan,

   Let’s get a few things straight…

  1.  As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS…
  2.  I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63)…
  3.  My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud…
4.  Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN…
  5.  I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills…
  6.  I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay of YOUR debt…

   To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU…

  1.      How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?
  2.      At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?
  3.      How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?
4.      What cuts in YOUR retirement and health care benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

  It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”. It is you and they who have bankrupted  America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted  America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

   And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

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