# Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Subject: FW: Redneck Word for Today: Obama

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self!

Tuesday, 29 December 2009 07:07:35 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama, McCain and Hillary go to Heaven

Obama, McCain and Hillary Die And Go To Heaven

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

ego | god | hillary clinton | joke
Tuesday, 29 December 2009 07:06:19 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Duh

Subject: FW: Duh

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today..

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !

Y'all gotta keep this one circulating, please!

Tuesday, 29 December 2009 07:01:03 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 28 December 2009

Subject: FW: 12 Letter Word

 

Crossword:
What's a 12 letter word for Partisan...  Behind closed doors... Vote at 1AM?
TRANSPARENCY!

Monday, 28 December 2009 16:33:37 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out!

 

(This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it, and mailed it to the president.)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/haroldestes.asp ...................... this is authentic. 

 

Dear President Obama,      

         

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year.  People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.

I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during, and after WW II, retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate.  Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor , allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

 

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct, even to the head man. So here goes...

 

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

 

I can't figure out what country you are the president of. You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:

             " We're no longer a Christian nation"

             " America is arrogant" (Your wife even

                 announced to the world, " America is mean-

                 spirited."  Please tell her to try preaching

                 that nonsense to 23 generations of our

                 war dead, buried all over the globe, who

                 died for no other reason than to free a

                 whole lot of strangers from tyranny and

                 hopelessness.)

I'd say shame on the both of you, but I don't think you even like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House!

 

After 9/11 you said, " America hasn't lived up to her ideals."

Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for, to win independence from the British?  

 

Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, for which 500,000 men died in the Civil War? 

 

And I hope you didn't mean the ideal for which 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands, and a lot of fellas I knew personally, died in

WW II, for we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom.

 

I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know, the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get YOU elected.

 

Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man! Shape up and start acting like an American!  

 

If you don't, I'll do whatever I can to see that you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue .  You were elected to lead... not to bow, apologize, and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.

 

And just who do you think you are, telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim Major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more?! You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts , who was putting up a fight? You didn't mind offending the police by calling them "stupid", but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are - terrorists?!?

 

One more thing.... I realize you never served in the military, and never had to defend your country with your life; but you're the Commander-in-Chief now, son... DO YOUR JOB!!  When your battle-hardened Field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete their mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out! The life of ONE American soldier is not worth the BEST political strategy you have in mind.

 

You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president. But you're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat..  

 

Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now! And I sure as hell don't want to think that my PRESIDENT is the enemy, in this final battle.

 

Sincerely,

Harold B. Estes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When a 95-year-old hero of the "Greatest Generation" stands up and speaks out like this, I think we owe it to him to send his words to as many Americans as we can. Please pass it on.

Monday, 28 December 2009 07:36:14 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Subject: FW: Sore Throat

If your child has a sore throat the doctor might make more money by taking out his tonsils.

Sore throat.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009 14:42:24 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Finally passed something

Obama: "I'm Glad to see you finally passed something."
Reid: "It was historic."

Wednesday, 23 December 2009 14:40:54 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Twas the Night before Obamacare

‘Twas the Night before Obamacare’
by Ralph Alter


Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Senate
All the Dems were conniving
To defy public sentiment

The amendments were all gutted
By the scoundrels who dared
To please St. Obama
And pass Public Health Care.

The Solons worked on, away from their beds
As permanent majorities danced in their heads.
Their supporters all snug in their pointed tin caps
Roused old Leahy and Sanders from their regular naps.

Though tea-parties and bloggers aroused so much clatter
The Senators paid them no mind and no matter.
Any doubters amongst them were bribed in a flash
Of porcine amendments infusing fresh cash.

Despite Global Warming and 2 feet of new snow
And the woeful State Media’s lack of desire to know,
Harry Reid’s minions stood up to the test
And donned their political suicide vests.

The loons trudged on through the new fallen snow
To determine exactly how much lower than low
Their ratings could plunge, when what should appear
But Ben Nelson willing to end his career!

With their little old driver, so wan and enfeebled,
It had to be the Senate Majority Leader.
Slicker than weasels his minions they came
Harry coughed and he mumbled and called them by name:

“Now Schumer! Now Boxer! Now Baucus and Tester!
On Burris, on Durbin!  On Franken and Specter!
Let’s cover abortions, illegals and make
A giant bureaucracy the people’s money to take.

With arm-twisting and goodies they moved t’ward their goal
To find 60 Senators and purchase their souls.
So down to their chambers the fuglemen rallied
This white Christmas Eve to determine the tally.

And then in a hissing we heard on the floor,
More lies and dissembling than ever before,
As I pressed the remote and studied the screen
At the podium appeared Harry Reid’s pallid mien.

He sagged ‘neath the currency spilling from each
Pocket and sleeve as he reached
To dispense all the largesse in hand
To every vote-bringer from all over the land.

His eyes sunk and hollow, his furrow so creased
You couldn’t tell if he were deceased,
His yellowish teeth clenched tightly he gnashed
As he parcelled out wads of Obamacare cash.

He had a gaunt face and bend in his back
From years of portraying a partisan hack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled 60 stockings with earmarks and perks.

He slunk to the podium, to his team gave a scowl
And proceeded to reckon the tally most foul.
Jamming both middle fingers in front of his face
He let America know who won the Health Care debate.

His team slunk in servitude, resigned to their fate
Come November where elections await,
They mumbled in unison, as the tally rolled in
“Bah Humbug America! Let the Death Panels begin!”

 

Wednesday, 23 December 2009 14:39:13 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Subject: FW: Obama Grinch

 

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some coverage here that you'll need by your side.
So I'm taking it home to Washington, my dear,
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child.  Then he patted her on the head.
And he got her a drink and sent her to bed.

Tuesday, 22 December 2009 06:49:59 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 21 December 2009

Subject: FW: Anatomy of a Failed Presidency - Worth Reading!

Anatomy of a Failed Presidency

       The following is an interesting article and I wonder how long Dr. Hunt can remain at NIH once the powers that be get wind of this article. 
 
      Dr. Hunt is a social and cultural anthropologist.  He has had nearly 30 years experience in planning, conducting, and managing research in the field of youth studies, and drug and alcohol research. Currently Dr. Hunt is a Senior Research Scientist at the Institute for Scientific Analysis and the Principal Investigator on three National Institutes on Health projects. He is also a writer for American Thinker. 
 
      
 Another Failed Presidency

      An article from American Thinker by Geoffrey P. Hunt 
 
      Barack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson.  In the modern era, we've seen several
   failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ.  Failed presidents have   one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out.
 
 

    Of course, LBJ wisely took the exit ramp early, avoiding a shove into oncoming traffic by his own party.  Richard Nixon indeed resigned in disgrace, yet his reputation as a statesman has been partially restored by   his triumphant overture to China 20. 
 
      But, Barack Obama is failing.  Failing big.  Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in
 forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed.  Clarice Feldman of  American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is  failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his 
intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame. 


 
     
But, there is something more seriously wrong: How could a new president riding in on a wave of unprecedented promise and goodwill have forfeited his tenure and become a lame duck in six months?  His poll ratings are in free fall.  In generic balloting, the Republicans have now seized a five point advantage.  This truly is unbelievable.  What's going on? 
 
  
     
No narrative. Obama doesn't have a narrative.  No, not a narrative about himself.  He has a self-narrative, much of it fabricated, cleverly disguised or written by someone else.  But this self-narrative is isolated and doesn't connect with us.  He doesn't have an American narrative that draws upon the rest of us.  All successful presidents have a narrative about the American character that intersects with their own where they display a command of history and reveal an authenticity at the core of their personality that resonates in a positive endearing way with the majority of Americans. We admire those presidents whose narratives not only touch our own, but who seem stronger, wiser, and smarter than we are.  Presidents we admire are aspirational peers, even those whose politics don't align exactly with our own: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Harry Truman, Ike, and Reagan. 
 
 
     
But not this president. It's not so much that he's a phony, knows nothing about economics, and is historically illiterate and woefully small minded for the size of the task--all contributory of course.  It's that he's not one of us.  And whatever he is, his profile is fuzzy and devoid of content, like a cardboard cutout made from delaminated corrugated paper.    Moreover, he doesn't command our respect and is unable to appeal to our own common sense. His notions of right and wrong are repugnant and how things work just don't add up. They are not existential. His descriptions of the world we live in don't make sense and don't correspond with our experience. 
 
 
     
In the meantime, while we've been struggling to take a measurement of this man, he's dissed just about every one of us--financiers, energy producers, banks, insurance executives, police officers, doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, post office workers, and anybody else who has a non-green job.  Expect Obama to lament at his last press conference in 2012:
 "For those of you I offended, I apologize.  For those of you who were not offended, you just didn't give me enough time; if only I'd had a second term, I could have offended you too." 
 
 
     
Mercifully, the Founders at the Constitutional Convention in 1787 devised a useful remedy for such a desperate state--staggered terms for both houses of the legislature and the executive.  An equally abominable Congress can get voted out next year.  With a new Congress, there's always hope of legislative gridlock until we vote for president again two short years after that. 
 
  
    
Yes, small presidents do fail, Barack Obama among them.  The coyotes howl but the wagon train keeps rolling along. 
 
      Margaret Thatcher: "The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money." 
 
      "When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." - James Dale Davidson, National Taxpayers Union 
 
      "The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus 
 
      "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own." - Unknown

 

Monday, 21 December 2009 19:08:48 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Sign in Restroom

Sign in Restroom.

 
In the washroom in the airport I saw a handwritten sign  posted over one of those  


Hot air hand dryers that read:
Please push button
 and listen For a short message From the President!"

There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of Fresh crap to give you that true Obama presence!!!!

Monday, 21 December 2009 09:21:44 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, 18 December 2009

Subject: FW: TEA Party

 

February 27, 2009

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:53:10 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama's Real Persona: OBozo

 

Hmmm.  What grade do I deserve?

- Tripled budget deficit $1.4 trillion
- $700 Billion bailout
- Double digit unemployment
- $787 Billion stimulus
- National debt $12 trillion
- Forced GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy
- Announced public trial for 9/11 terrorists in NYC
- Cash for clunkers
- World apology tour
- Dithered while soldiers died in Afghanistan
- Loves to speak and be on TV
- Loves Czars

Coming Soon...
- $Trillion dollar healthcare reform
- Economy busting cap and trade tax
- All gitmo terrorists on US soil
- Bush / Cheney / CIA trials
- Middle class tax increase
- World apology tour redux
- Internet censorship fairness act
- Government intrusion
- Stifling taxes
- More massive debt
- Inflation
- Bankruptcy
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE...

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:51:57 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Thanks Obama

 

Thanks, Obama.
You've spent my lunch money, my allowance, my inheritance, 35 years of future paychecks, and my retirement.  You asshole.

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:42:31 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Daily Chuckle

After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So awhile back when  the note came from Bush to Obama, the president was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 
370H-SSV-0773H
 
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
 
So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message.  They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message..
 
Now there was complete panic in the oval office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer 

A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
 
Bush  chuckled and replied:
Dude ............You're holding it upside down

OK...for you visually challenged....here it is:
HELLO ASS HOLE

Friday, 18 December 2009 06:40:57 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 17 December 2009



Santa: Aren't you a bit old to believe in make-believe figures?
Obama: Are... Are you saying there's no such thing as 'saved jobs'?

Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:45:20 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:43:50 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Letter to editor

No paperwork
To the editor:
I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.

Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama?  Does that make them criminals?  Isn't that discrimination?  Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior?  Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?

I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."

Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals.  Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally.  And they should be able to bring all of their family members, too.

How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made boarder?  They were there only to do the things that regular invited guests didnt' want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)

How can the White House punish these poor oppressed undocumented visitors?
BRIAN K. SHOEMAKE
Pahrump

Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:41:53 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Subject: FW: Could we speed this up?

 

Could we speed this up?  My bradley fighting vehicle is double-parked

Wednesday, 16 December 2009 06:41:25 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 14 December 2009

Subject: FW: CLEAR!!!

Health Care Reform
Paddles

Monday, 14 December 2009 07:43:54 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obamaville

This sign was posted outside a tent city and right beside a sign that boasts “Putting America Back to Work” from Obama’s failed American Recovery Act. This tent city holds hundreds of people that have been affected by Obama’s miserable handling of the economy. These are people who didn’t receive any of the stimulus because Obama was too busy paying back those who helped him get elected…Wall Street and the Unions.

Monday, 14 December 2009 07:38:38 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Left Hand Salute

Please see image of Barrack and Michelle Obama, who seem to be saluting backwards. You will note that pin on lapel, wedding rings, and buttons on his jacket all appear in line with the picture not being photoshopped.

 

Monday, 14 December 2009 07:33:34 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

Subject: FW: DOES ANY ONE HERE LOOK FAMILIAR??

See the white guy in the white suit, see the blond with the white dress, see the guy in the middle, this picture was taken a few years ago, it seems Obama has known these two phonies for awhile, at least when he was a senator, they are getting all this press now as party crashers and the secret service is taking heat, funny how this has not come out in the press...

 

Monday, 14 December 2009 07:26:27 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Saturday, 12 December 2009

Subject: FW: Were you invited to this dinner party ?

 



Pimp outfit
Saturday, 12 December 2009 08:30:23 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Perhaps the best "tea party" sign yet

 



Ram it down our throat in '09
We'll shove it up your ass in '10

 

Saturday, 12 December 2009 08:27:42 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: America's newest medication/drug.

 

E.D.
Excessive Dishonesty
That's what I'm Talking About

LIAGRA
100mg Sliperyweaselsnot
- Stronger, longer lasting fabrications
- Removes remorse
- So effective, you'll even believe your own B.S.

Warning: For lies lasting less than four hours, contact the main stream media for additional "Spin"

Lizer
Sugar coated to cover the B.S.

Saturday, 12 December 2009 08:25:09 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: FREE - 4 TICKETS

If anyone wants them I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)  Event at the Ford Center  in Beaumont, Texas next weekend.


Robbie will attempt to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.

Should be a historic event.

Saturday, 12 December 2009 08:21:08 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Seven lies in under two minutes

 

Saturday, 12 December 2009 08:16:58 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, 11 December 2009

Subject: FW: What a great sign!

What a great sign!

This little piggie scares the markets, (Obama)
This little piggie steal the homes, (Acorn)
This little piggie has roast pork, (Congress)
This little piggie gets none (and has to pay for everything!) (US Taxpayer)
And this "little" piggie cries "Me, Me, Me!"
Then eats us out of house and home! (Big Government)

Friday, 11 December 2009 14:11:38 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: It has begun-----------Fox guarding Hen house ????????????

I light of what has just happened at Ft Hood, if this information is true, WOW !!    These may be two perfectly upstanding citizens, but coupled with the latest events and the profiles on most of OBama's Czars, it sure does not leave one with a real warm and fuzzy.   Again, WOW!


Can you even believe this??


Well, boys and girls, today we are letting the fox guard the henhouse. 
Tomorrow, the wolves will be herding the sheep! 
Obama Appoints two devout Muslims to homeland security posts. Doesn't this make you feel safer already? 

Obama and Janet Napolitano Appoint Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development Source for announcement: Homeland Security Press Room

 

The American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (ADC) is proud to announce that the DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC).http://www.adc.org/ 
NOTE:  Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a                  
                   devout Catholic, Jew or Protestant...?                   
                              Just wondering                              
                 Doesn't this make you feel safer already??

 Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions?   
              That should make our homeland much safer, huh!!               
   Was it not men of the "Devout Muslim Faith" that flew planes into U.S.    
   buildings not too long ago. What the heck is this president thinking?  

This announcement was made on Aug 20.  Why are we just now hearing about it???

Friday, 11 December 2009 14:06:22 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama Admits He Is A Muslim

I've tried to keep an open mind, NOT, but this guy continues to scare the hell out of me.

Watch this QUICKLY--I am sure it will get ZAPPED OFF the Internet soon!!!!!If your blood doesn't boil after watching this...

Friday, 11 December 2009 14:01:54 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: This teacher is truly a genius!

This teacher is truly a genius!

 

As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." 
This man is truly a genius!

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, 
but had once failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". 
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. 
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. 
The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. 
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. 
The second test average was a D! 
No one was happy. 
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. 
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. 
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. 

Could not be any simpler than that. 


Remember, there is a mid-term election in 2010!

 

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Subject: FW: While Supplies Last!

Free nobel peace prize with oil change

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# Thursday, 10 December 2009

Subject: FW: Obamanation @ Arlington Veterans Day Nov 11,2009

Friends and Loved Ones, 

Here is one more example of the horrible mistake America made in November 2008. This is a result of Barack Obama's having sat under an America-hating pastor in church for 20 years. Unfortunately Pastor Wright also hated Israel and this has manifested itself in the President's foreign policy. Also Obama has little respect for the flag, for our national anthem, for our military, or for anything that most Americans are proud of and love. He is a major misfit in the White House. He is a rookie, an empty suit with a big mouth. He mesmerized audiences with his oratory just like another "antichrist" in Germany a few years ago. 

To what extent his temporizing in this area of commitment to the roots and foundational message of this nation is influenced by his dual commitment to Islam, I cannot say. I only know that in his book "The Audacity of Hope" he wrote that when "the chips were down" he would "stand with the Muslims." He has shown this time after time in his dealings with the Palestinians and all other Muslim peoples. It is demonstrated in his giving the five Gitmo terrorists the privileges of citizenship in a civilian trial. This has been called the worst mistake by far that any American President has ever made in our history. (Words of NY Congressman King on FoxNews this morning.) I believe that Obama suffers from a dual allegiance or ideological schizophrenia where America is concerned. (In case you didn't notice, observe the "no hand over the heart", which is the customary substitution for the military salute, when our anthem is played. Obama is on record criticizing our national anthem for being too "militaristic.") 

Obama has surrounded himself with over 35 support staff--appropriately called Czars--who are intent on radicalizing this nation and promoting such massive change that we will not recognize the America that is left to us if they are allowed to stay. Most of them are followers of the Marxist Saul Alinsky's program which is outlined in his book called "Rules for Radicals." Please find and read it, if you want to follow what is going on. It is all rooted in the "one party rule" which has been characteristic of Chicago's thuggish political machine for generations. We were very familiar with this corrupt machine having lived in the Chicago area for 33 years. This is the "school of politics" which most influenced Obama. 

It is all rooted in (1) hatreds, (2) deceptions and lies, (3) a totalitarian, dictatorial spirit, which allows no compromise, and (4) genocide--the murder of millions--in this case 50 million deaths from abortion and potentially also from the euthanasia program proposed in the so-called "death panels" of the health care bill where a gov't bureaucracy will determine who lives and who dies. It is politely called "rationed care." This is very similar to Hitler's plan of a forced eugenics. (David Axelrod, Obama's spokesman, said yesterday that the Stupak amendment to the Health Care Bill, which prohibits abortions to be paid for with Federal funds, would be stripped from the Bill in conference. If this amendment had not been temporarily allowed to be added to the bill 10 or 15 more Democrats (I think that most of them were Roman Catholics) would not have voted for it, and it would not have passed.) 

These four characteristics--irrational hatreds, deceit and lying, dictatorial control, and genocide are all characteristic of Satan's program for human society. Marxist, Leninist Communism, Nazism, Islamism, and the leftist liberalism of Europe and America or what is now called "progressivism", are all equally guilty. America is therefore in the grip of Satan and perhaps God is allowing it as a judgment on this nation. Of course, Satan wants to destroy America if he cannot control us because he would destroy our Judeo/Christian heritage and also any capacity that we would have to defend Israel against her Muslim enemies. (Read Psalm 83 and Ezekiel 38-39.) 

I said months ago that Barack Hussein Obama was God's judgment on America. Our weapon of choice is intercessory prayer. Are you praying about any of this? 

Dr. Jim Murk


This was the forward that sparked my dads email:


 
Apparently our Commander in Chief doesnt know the protocol for the National Anthem.
 
 "THIS" guy is the commander in chief of "OUR" military...take a good look at him.  Folks wonder why he wants the Islam Muslim TERRORIST tried in a civilian court...wake up America...what are his supporters doing to our country...?  He's only in there as long as we allow him to stay there...!!!!!  How stupid or RACIST does one have to be not to see this FRAUD for what he REALLY is..
IMPEACH     HIM     NOW.....!!!!!

 

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Subject: FW: Michigan State, Professor Wichman E-mail

Interesting the University is standing by their professor and not bowing down to special interest groups!

Professor Wichman E-mail

Claim:   A  Michigan professor sent an e-mail telling Muslim students to leave the country.  

Status:   True.

The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indred Wichman.

 

Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association.

The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist.

The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech'

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Enter Professor Wichman.

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In his e-mail, he said the following:

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Dear Muslim Association,

As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest.

I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called 'whores' in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France.

This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many of my colleagues.  I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Muslims to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile 'protests.'

If you do not like the values of the West - see the 1st Amendment - you are free to leave.   I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option.

Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

Cordially,

I. S. Wichman

Professor of Mechanical Engineering

 

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As you can imagine,

the Muslim group at the university didn't like this too well.

They're demanding that Wichman be reprimanded and the university impose mandatory diversity training for faculty. 

And mandate a seminar on hate and discrimination for all freshmen.

Now the local chapter of CAIR has jumped into the fray .

CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, apparently doesn't believe that the good professor

had the right to express his opinion.

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For its part, the university is standing its ground in support of Professor Wichman,

saying the e-mail was private, and they don't intend to publicly condemn his remarks.

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Send this to your friends, and ask them to do the same.

Tell them to keep passing it around until the whole country gets it.

We are in a war.

This political correctness crap is getting old and killing us.

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If you agree with this,

Please send it to all your friends,

If not simply delete it.

Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:43:06 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: It Matters

The Fundamental Transformation of  America

When Obama wrote a book and said he was mentored as a youth by Frank, (Frank Marshall Davis) an avowed Communist, people said it didn't matter.

When it was discovered that his grandparents, were strong socialists, sent Obama's mother to a socialist school, introduced Frank Marshall Davis to young Obama, people said it didn't matter.

When people found out that he was enrolled as a Muslim child in school and his father and step father were both Muslims, people said it didn't matter.

When he wrote in another book he authored "I will stand with them (Muslims) should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." people said it didn't matter.

When he admittedly, in his book, said he chose Marxist friends and professors in college, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he traveled to  Pakistan  , after college on an unknown national passport, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he sought the endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996 as he ran for the Illinois Senate, people said it doesn't matter.
 
When he sat in a  Chicago   Church  for twenty years and listened to a preacher spew hatred for  America  and preach black liberation theology, people said it didn't matter.
 
When an independent  Washington  organization, that tracks senate voting records, gave him the distinctive title as the "most liberal senator", people said it didn't matter.
 
When the Palestinians in  Gaza , set up a fund raising telethon to raise money for his election campaign, people said it didn't matter.
 
When his voting record supported gun control, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan and Mummar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.
 
When it was pointed out that he was a total, newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, people said it didn't matter.
 
When his voting record in the  Illinois  senate and in the U.S. Senate came into question, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he refused to wear a flag lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, people said it didn't matter.
 
When people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he surrounded himself in the White house with advisers who were pro gun control, pro abortion, pro homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition people said it didn't matter.
 
When he aired his views on abortion, homosexuality and a host of other issues, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he said he favors sex education in Kindergarten, including homosexual indoctrination, people said it didn't matter.
 
When his background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, people said it didn't matter.
 
When the place of his birth was called into question, and he refused to produce a birth certificate, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he had an association in  Chicago  with Tony Rezco, a man of questionable character, who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home, people said it didn't matter.
 
When it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he started appointing czars that were radicals, revolutionaries, and even avowed Marxist/Communist, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he stood before the nation and told us that his intentions were to "fundamentally transform this nation" into something else, people said it didn't matter.
 
When it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in  Chicago  and served as an attorney for ACORN, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed cabinet members and several advisers who were tax cheats and socialists, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed a science czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed Cass Sunstein as regulatory czar and he believes in "Explicit Consent", harvesting human organs with out family consent, and to allow animals to be represented in court, while banning all hunting, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual, and organizer of a group called gay, lesbian, straight, Education network, as safe school czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed Mark Lloyd as diversity czar and he believed in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth and admires Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.
 
When Valerie Jarrett was selected as Obama's senior White House advisor and she is an avowed Socialist, people said it didn't matter.
 
When Anita Dunn, White House Communications director said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he appointed Carol Browner as global warming czar, and she is a well known socialist working on Cap and trade as the nations largest tax, people said it doesn't matter.
 
When he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as green energy czar, who since had to resign when this was made known, people said it didn't matter.
 
When Tom Daschle, Obama's pick for health and human services secretary could not be confirmed, because he was a tax cheat, people said it didn't matter.
 
When as president of the  United States  ,he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , people said it didn't matter.
 
When he traveled around the world criticizing  America  and never once talking of her greatness, people said it didn't matter.
 
When his actions concerning the middle-east seemed to support the Palestinians over  Israel  , our long time friend, People said it doesn't matter.
 
When he took American tax dollars to resettle thousands of Palestinians from  Gaza  to the  United States  , people said it doesn't matter.
 
When he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system against Iran ,  people said it doesn't matter.
 
When he played politics in  Afghanistan  by not sending troops the Field Commanders said we had to have to win, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he started spending us into a debt that was so big we could not pay it off, people said it didn't matter. 
 
When he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc. people said it didn't matter.
 
When he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people said it didn't matter.
 
When he set into motion a plan to take over the control of all energy in the  United States through Cap and Trade, people said it didn't matter.

When he finally completed his transformation of  America  into a  Socialist   State  , people finally woke up........ but it was too late.

Any one of these things, in and of themselves does not really matter.  But.... when you add them up one by one you get a phenomenal score that points to the fact that our Obama is determined to make  America  over into a Marxist/Socialist society.  All of the items in the preceding paragraphs have been put into place.  All can be documented very easily.  Before you disavow this, do an Internet search.  The last paragraph alone is not yet cast in stone.  You and I will write that paragraph.  Will it read as above or will it be a more happy ending for most of  America  ?  Personally, I like happy endings.

If you are an Obama Supporter, please do not be angry with me because I think your president is a socialist. There are too many facts supporting this.  If you seek the truth you will be richer for it.  Don't just belittle the opposition.  Search for the truth.  I did.  Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Constitutionalists, Libertarians and what have you, we all need to pull together.  We all must pull together or watch the demise of a society that we all love and cherish.  If you are a religious person, pray for our nation.

Never before in the history of  America  have we been confronted with problems so huge that the very existence of our country is in jeopardy.  Don't rely on most television news and what you read in the newspapers for the truth.  Search the Internet.  Yes, there is a lot of bad information, lies and distortions there too but you are smart enough to spot the fallacies.  Newspapers are a dying breed.  They are currently seeking a bailout from the government.  Do you really think they are about to print the truth?  Obama praises all the television news networks except Fox who he has waged war against.  There must be a reason.  He does not call them down on any specifics, just a general battle against them.  If they lie, he should call them out on it but he doesn't.  Please, find the truth, it will set you free.
Our biggest enemy is not  China  ,  Russia  , or   Iran  ; no, our biggest enemy is a contingent of politicians in  Washington   DC  .

 

Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:41:05 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Did I do that?

Obama as Urkel

Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:35:22 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Good One

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check..

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call..

Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:20:16 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Montana Bear Tragedy

This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife!

Montana Bear Photo.

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife....

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Liberal Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This photo is of a Liberal black bear in Montana nicknamed ....
Bearack Obearma

Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:16:24 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 09 December 2009

Subject: FW: Plugged Up?

Constipation?
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of...
- Barack Obama
- Joe Biden
- Harry Reid
- Nancy Pelosi
- Time Geitner
- Rahm Emmanuel
- Chris Dodd
- Barney Frank

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.  There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.

biden | pelosi | picture | rahm emmanuel | reid | geithner | dodd | frank
Wednesday, 09 December 2009 07:54:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Quotes

These two quotes were MEANT to be side-by-side.

"My friends: We live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we try to change it."
- Barack Obama

"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid!"
- John Wayne

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# Tuesday, 08 December 2009

Subject: FW: Three New Navy Ships

USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!

When the Bridge pipes ' Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet

Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes esmes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

USS BILL CLINTON
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada.


USS BARACK OBAMA
Details are as vague.
But don't you worry..........he has a plan

Tuesday, 08 December 2009 06:52:56 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Crisis of Culture

This should be blasted across all the airwaves, and nationwide TV.  Forward this to everyone you know and to your Congress representatives.

 

Starner Jones, MD

I am a seventh generation Mississippian

and wanted to come back here after going somewhere else for college and medical school. My extracurricular interests are golf, hunting, fishing and college football.

This should be on the front page of every newspaper in  America —in large bold letters.

This was a "letter to the editor" in August 29th,  Jackson , MS newspaper.

Dear Sirs:
"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ringtone.

Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid.

She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.

And our Congress expects me to pay for this woman's health care?

Our nation's health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of  culture — a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.

A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me".

Life is really not that hard. Most of us reap what we sow. Don't you agree?

 DR. STARNER JONES, MD

Jackson,  MS

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# Monday, 07 December 2009

Subject: FW: New by Ben and Jerry 's

New by Ben and Jerry 's !

Half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by fruits and nuts

 

In honor of the 44th President of the  United States ,

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road "

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Fruits. 

The Vanilla portion of the mix  is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. 

The Nuts and Fruits are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,

but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the  

person in line behind you that did not pay anything for it.

Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change,

holding an empty cone, and with no hope of getting any ice cream.

 

Aren't you feeling stimulated?

 

Monday, 07 December 2009 06:53:48 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: military issue OMG!

The following has been checked out through www.snopes..com and also http://www.ask.com/, the story appeared in the Washington Times. Chew on this for a while. 

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT EVER MADE BY A PUBLIC OFFICIAL LET ALONE BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. AND THIS GUY IS OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF". HE IS A DISGRACE. 

UNBELIEVABLE PRESIDENT??? 
HERE IS HIS RESPONSE WHEN HE BACKED OFF FROM HIS DECISION TO REQUIRE THE MILITARY PAY FOR THEIR WAR INJURIES. 

WHAT AN EMPTY HEADED PERSON HE MUST BE..... 

Bad press, including major mockery of the plan by comedian Jon Stewart, led to President Obama abandoning his proposal to require veterans carry private health insurance to over the estimated $540 million annual cost to the federal government of treatment for injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled by the magnitude of the opposition to his proposal. 

"Look, it's an all volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice? It doesn't compute.." "I thought these were people who were proud to sacrifice for their country, "Obama continued. "I wasn't asking for blood, just money. With the country facing the worst financial crisis in its history, I'd have thought that the patriotic thing to do would be to try to help reduce the nation's deficit. I uess I underestimated the selfishness of some of my fellow Americans." 

Please pass this on to every one including every vet and their families whom you know. How in the world did a person with this mindset become our leader? I didn't vote for him!!! 

REMEMBER THIS STATEMENT... "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice?" 

If this thinks he will ever get another vote from an Active Duty, Reserve, National Guard service member or veteran of a military service he ought to think it over.. If you or a family ember is or has served their country please pass this to them. 

Please pass this to everyone. I'm guessing that other than the 20-25 percent hardcore liberals in the US will agree that this is just another example why this is the worst president in American history. Remind everyone over and over how this man thinks, while he bows to the Saudi Arabian king. and the Emperor of Japan. 

Monday, 07 December 2009 06:51:26 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 
# Friday, 04 December 2009

Subject: FW: Future Obama Prizes

President Obama is Awarded...
- Nobel Prize for Future Peace Accomplishments
- Bass Fishing Tourney Trophy for Futre Catch
- Pillsbury Bake-Off Award for Future Pound Cake
- Mr. Universe Title for Future Muscles

 

Friday, 04 December 2009 07:24:20 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Subject: FW: I never thought about it this way

This is very interesting!  I never thought about it this way. Perhaps this is why so many physicians are conservatives or republicans.

The Democratic Party has become the Lawyers' Party. 

Barack Obama is a lawyer.

Michelle Obama is a lawyer.

Hillary Clinton is a lawyer. 

Bill Clinton is a lawyer.

John Edwards is a lawyer. 

Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer.

Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although Gore did not graduate).

Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd Bentsen, went to law school.

Look at leaders of the Democrat Party in Congress: 

Harry Reid is a lawyer. 

Nancy Pelosi is a lawyer.

The Republican Party is different. 

President Bush is a businessman.. 

Vice President Cheney is a businessman.

The leaders of the Republican Revolution: 

Newt Gingrich was a history professor.

Tom Delay was an exterminator. 

Dick Armey was an economist. 

House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer. 

The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.

Who was the last Republican president who was a lawyer?  Gerald Ford, who left office 31 years ago and who barely won the Republican nomination as a sitting president, running against Ronald Reagan in 1976.. 

The Republican Party is made up of real people doing real work, who are often the targets of lawyers.

The Democrat Party is made up of lawyers. 

Democrats mock and scorn men who create wealth, like Bush and Cheney, or who heal the sick, like Frist, or who immerse themselves in history, like Gingrich.

The Lawyers' Party sees these sorts of people, who provide goods and services that people want, as the enemies of  America .  And, so we have seen the procession of official enemies, in the eyes of the Lawyers' Party, grow.

Against whom do Hillary and Obama rail? 

Pharmaceutical companies, oil companies, hospitals, manufacturers, fast food restaurant chains, large retail businesses, bankers, and anyone producing anything of value in our nation.

This is the natural consequence of viewing everything through the eyes of lawyers.  Lawyers solve problems by successfully representing their clients, in this case the American people.  Lawyers seek to have new laws passed, they seek to win lawsuits, they press appellate courts to overturn precedent, and lawyers always parse language to favor their side.

Confined to the narrow practice of law, that is fine.  But it is an awful way to govern a great nation.  When politicians as lawyers begin to view some Americans as clients and other Americans as opposing parties, then the role of the legal system in our life becomes all-consuming.  Some Americans become "adverse parties" of our very government.  We are not all litigants in some vast social class-action suit.  We are citizens of a republic that promises us a great deal of freedom from laws, from courts, and from lawyers.

Today, we are drowning in laws; we are contorted by judicial decisions; we are driven to distraction by omnipresent lawyers in all parts of our once private lives.   America  has a place for laws and lawyers, but that place is modest and reasonable, not vast and unchecked.  When the most important decision for our next president is whom he will appoint to the Supreme Court, the role of lawyers and the law in  America  is too big.  When lawyers use criminal prosecution as a continuation of politics by other means, as happened in the lynching of Scooter Libby and Tom Delay, then the power of lawyers in  America  is too great.  When House Democrats sue  America  in order to hamstring our efforts to learn what our enemies are planning to do to us, then the role of litigation in  America  has become crushing.

We cannot expect the Lawyers' Party to provide real change, real reform or real hope in  America    Most Americans know that a republic in which every major government action must be blessed by nine unelected judges is not what  Washington  intended in 1789.  Most Americans grasp that we cannot fight a war when ACLU lawsuits snap at the heels of our defenders.  Most Americans intuit that more lawyers and judges will not restore declining moral values or spark the spirit of enterprise in our economy..

Perhaps Americans will understand that change cannot be brought to our nation by those lawyers who already largely dictate American society and business.  Perhaps Americans will see that hope does not come from the mouths of lawyers but from personal dreams nourished by hard work.  Perhaps Americans will embrace the truth that more lawyers with more power will only make our problems worse.

The  United States  has 5% of the world's population and 66% of the world's lawyers! Tort (Legal) reform legislation has been introduced in congress several times in the last several years to limit punitive damages in ridiculous lawsuits such as "spilling hot coffee on yourself and suing the establishment that sold it to you" and also to limit punitive damages in huge medical malpractice lawsuits. This legislation has continually been blocked from even being voted on by the Democrat Party. When you see that 97% of the political contributions from the American Trial Lawyers Association goes to the Democrat Party, then you realize who is responsible for our medical and product costs being so high!

Friday, 04 December 2009 06:46:03 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

President or Jihad?

Birth Certificate
PROVE IT!  Wake up America!  Remember Ft. Hood!

Friday, 04 December 2009 06:39:46 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 02 December 2009

Subject: FW: Could I see your invitation?

Could I see your invitation?

If I can see your birth certificate!

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Subject: FW: Parallels Between Honest Abe & BHO

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and B. H. Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois .

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philly to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode  the train from Philly to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was highly respected.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln was born in the United States.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

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Subject: FW: Walking Eagle

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”

 At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

 A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

 They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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# Tuesday, 01 December 2009

Subject: FW: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VAN???

 

"In my  many years I have come to a conclusion that  
one  useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and  
three  or more is a congress."-- John  Adams
 
  
 
I  hope this one makes the  rounds repeatedly!!!!   Give the people the same health care as their  elected officials!!! 
  

  
  
Don't you  just want to drive this all over AMERICA  !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Fight  organized crime: Re-elect no one  

President Obama
If the Health Care Reform Plan is so Great why does it exempt* you, Michelle Obama, Congress, Senators and their families?
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Subject: FW: PSALM 2009

FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009

Obama 
is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ....
And Obama was a tree
. 

Tuesday, 01 December 2009 07:24:01 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |