# Thursday, 27 May 2010

Subject: FW: Finally Something Useful

 First came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, and then the plates!


   Now, something for the rest of us...


   Use Sparingly...I find it irritates my ass!!!!

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

 

Thursday, 27 May 2010 06:39:14 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, 21 May 2010

Subject: FW: "Coming Attractions"

 

The String      An economic stimulus swindle       ...They put the con in congress

 

Barack Obama Presents:   Apologize Now   World tour   Flogging America to appease our critics and enemies

 

Kamp Obama   Enroll your child today for a even more progressive tomorrow!  "surround and intimidate"  Acorn techniques  Punch back twice as hard  Learn the chicago way

 

Barack Obama's own French dressing
So much european socialist flavor you'll swear you're living in paris     Made with 100% deficit spending
Great when used liberally on almost everything
Roasted stimulus plan
Blanquette de health care
Nationalized banking a la barney
Bail out jubilee
Climate change kabob
Foreign policy tartar
Vive la changement!

 

Gee wiz these are swell!  Nobel prize in every box!
Cracker Jack
candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a nobel peace prize...  That's what you get in cracker jack!

 

Click your remotes away from fox news
The party demands you watch only state-approved media

 

American Voters presents The Three Stooges
Bo Blinky Harry
Destruction of a nation
You'll laugh, you'll cry, as the three most powerful people in america impose unchecked ultra-liberal policies on our country

 

 

Friday, 21 May 2010 07:07:59 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 19 May 2010

A republican party production
Obamolini - The untold story
Fascist socialist communist kenyan nazi muslim
He'll kill your granny
He'll control your children's minds
He'll chew up your dog and spit it out
Death Panels - Be afraid  Very afraid

kenya | muslim | picture | socialist | fascist | communist | nazi
Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:47:10 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 17 May 2010

Subject: FW: I like it ... I want one

Have You Received Yours Yet ??

President Barack Obama's new "Let's spread  the Wealth" pencil sharpener. 

Each and every taxpayer will be mailed one of these along with the new 2010 IRS tax forms. 

It's free to everyone who is gainfully employed and who will be footing the bill for someone else during the coming year!!! 
                            

So, be watching your mail box!!!  

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# Friday, 14 May 2010

Subject: FW: Obamunism

Friday, 14 May 2010 07:04:43 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Red Ink Spill

 

red ink spill Washington, DC

Oil spill

Friday, 14 May 2010 07:01:33 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama Vasoline

 

Vasoline Intensive Care
Bend Over America   

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Subject: FW: Obama Using Connecticut Social Security Number

By Jerome R. Corsi
© 2010 WorldNetDaily

NEW YORK : Two private investigators working independently are asking why President Obama is using a Social Security number set aside for applicants in Connecticut while there is no record he ever had a mailing address in the state.

In addition, the records indicate the number was issued between 1977 and 1979, yet Obama's earliest employment reportedly was in 1975 at a Baskin-Robbins ice-cream shop in Oahu, Hawaii.

WND has copies of affidavits filed separately in a presidential eligibility lawsuit in the U.S. District Court of the District of Columbia by Ohio licensed private investigator Susan Daniels and Colorado private investigator John N. Sampson.

The investigators believe Obama needs to explain why he is using a Social Security number reserved for Connecticut applicants that was issued at a date later than he is known to have held employment.

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The Social Security website confirms the first three numbers in his ID are reserved for applicants with Connecticut addresses, 040-049.

"Since 1973, Social Security numbers have been issued by our central office," the Social Security website explains. "The first three (3) digits of a person's social security number are determined by the ZIP code of the mailing address shown on the application for a social security number."

The question is being raised amid speculation about the president's history fueled by an extraordinary lack of public documentation. Along with his original birth certificate, Obama also has not released educational records, scholarly articles, passport documents, medical records, papers from his service in the Illinois state Senate, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and adoption papers.

Robert Siciliano, president and CEO of IDTheftSecurity.com and a nationally recognized expert on identity theft, agrees the Social Security number should be questioned.

"I know Social Security numbers have been issued to people in states where they don't live, but there's usually a good reason the person applied for a Social Security number in a different state," Siciliano told WND.

WND asked Siciliano whether he thought the question was one the White House should answer.

"Yes," he replied. "In the case of President Obama, I really don't know what the good reason would be that he has a Social Security number issued in Connecticut when we know he was a resident of Hawaii."

Daniels and Sampson each used a different database showing Obama is using a Social Security number beginning with 042.

WND has further confirmed that the Social Security number in question links to Obama in the online records maintained by the Selective Service System. Inserting the Social Security number, his birth date and his last name produces a valid Selective Service number.


To verify the number was issued by the Social Security Administration for applicants in Connecticut, Daniels used a Social Security number verification database. She found that the numbers immediately before and immediately after Obama's were issued to Connecticut applicants between the years 1977 and 1979.

"There is obviously a case of fraud going on here," Daniels maintained. "In 15 years of having a private investigator's license in Ohio, I've never seen the Social Security Administration make a mistake of issuing a Connecticut Social Security number to a person who lived in Hawaii. There is no family connection that would appear to explain the anomaly."

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Does the Social Security Administration ever re-issue Social Security numbers?

"Never," Daniels said. "It's against the law for a person to have a re-issued or second Social Security number issued."

Daniels said she is "staking my reputation on a conclusion that Obama's use of this Social Security number is fraudulent."

There is no indication in the limited background documentation released by the Obama 2008 presidential campaign or by the White House to establish that Obama ever lived in Connecticut.

Nor is there any suggestion in Obama's autobiography, "Dreams from My Father," that he ever had a Connecticut address.

Also, nothing can be found in the public record that indicates Obama visited Connecticut during his high-school years.

Sampson's affidavit specifies that as a result of his formal training as an immigration officer and his 27-year career in professional law enforcement, "it is my knowledge and belief that Social Security numbers can only be applied for in the state in which the applicant habitually resides and has their official residence."

Daniels told WND she believes Obama had a different Social Security number when he worked as a teenager in Hawaii prior to 1977.

"I doubt this is President Obama's originally issued Social Security number," she told WND. "Obama has a work history in Hawaii before he left the islands to attend college at Occidental College in California, so he must have originally been issued a Social Security number in Hawaii."

The published record available about Obama indicates his first job as a teenager in Hawaii was at a Baskin-Robbins in the Makiki neighborhood on Oahu. USA Today reported the ice-cream shop still was in operation one year after Obama's inauguration.

Politifact.com, a website typically supportive of Obama, claims he worked at the Baskin-Robbins in 1975 or 1976, prior to the issuance of the number in question.

"It is a crime to use more than one Social Security number, and Barack Obama had to have a previous Social Security number to have worked at Baskin-Robbins," she insisted. "Under current law, a person is not permitted to use more than one Social Security number in a lifetime."

Another anomaly in the law enforcement databases searched by Daniels and Sampson is that the date 1890 shows up in the field indicating the birth of the number holder, along with Obama's birth date of 08/04/1961. A third date listed is 04/08/1961, which appears to be a transposition of Obama's birth date in an international format, with the day before the month.

Daniels disclosed to WND the name of the database she searched and produced a computer screen copy of the page that listed 1890 as a date associated with the 042 Social Security number.

Daniels said she can't be sure if the 1890 figure has any significance. But she said it appears the number Obama is using was previously issued by the Social Security Administration.

After an extensive check of the proprietary databases she uses as a licensed private investigator, Daniels determined that the first occurrence of Obama's association with the number was in 1986 in Chicago.

Daniels assumes, but cannot prove, that Obama took on a previously issued Social Security number that had gone dormant due to the death of the original holder.

Daniels has been a licensed private investigator in Ohio since 1995. Sampson formed his private investigations firm, CSI Consulting and Investigations, in 2008. He previously worked as a deportations law enforcement officer with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

The Daniels and Sampson affidavits were originally recorded by attorney Orly Taitz in an eligibility case against Obama last year.

 

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# Thursday, 13 May 2010

Subject: FW: THE ONLY THING MISSING IS OBAMA ON THE OTHER...

Just where Jimmy Carter belongs.  Next to him should be the BO.

Jimmy Carter tattoo on ass

Thursday, 13 May 2010 06:46:53 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: If George Bush was an idiot

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? 
 
 If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? 
 
 If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 
 
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? 
  
 If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a  minor slip? 
  
 If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.
 

 
If George W. Bush would have flown all the way toDenmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door inTexas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceded, egotistical prick. 
   
 
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 
  
 If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is? 
  
 If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 
 
 If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low  over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown    Manhattan  causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually  get what happened on 9-11? 
  
 If George W Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in    New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue  with claims of racism and incompetence? 
  
 If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? 

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 14 months -- so you'll have two years and eight months to come up with an answer.

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# Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Subject: FW: Charlie Daniels...Please Read

HATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS....AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!! 

 

I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. 

I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America , as it is a truly wonderful place.   

But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons. 

I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tanta-mount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there's nothing you can do about it." 

It's an "in your face" action and speaking just for me, I don't like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn't be happening. 

Where are you, you bunch of lily livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again? And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won't mean anything anyway Besides, what good is another law going to do when you won't enforce the ones on the books now?   

And what ever happened to the polls, guys?  I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters.  Well you sure ain't paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans want some thing done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.   

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy.  Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can't happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?   

If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grand-children will inherit.  But I guess that doesn't matter as long as you get re-elected. Shame on you.   One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you   

Well I've been pounded by the media before and I'm still rockin' and rollin' and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not. 
And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out theUnited States of America because they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to face reality.   

And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegal in this country and turn around and say, "Oh it's ok, ya'll can stay here if you'll just allow us to slap your wrist." 

And I know that some of you who read this column are saying "Well what's wrong with that?"   
I'll tell you what's wrong with it.  These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don't know who they are, where they are or what they're up to and the way the Congress is going we're not going to.   

Does this make sense?  Labor force you say?  We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well? 
If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan ?   
I think not.   

All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life.   
They don't show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did.  They don't tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegal some fat cat hired to pick his crop.   

I want to make two predictions.   

No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.   

No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destructionand set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.   

I don't know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, "I don't care who I make mad  and I don't care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I'm going to lead the fight to get it straightened out."   
I don't blame anybody for wanting to come to America , but if you don't respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others?    
And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes  Please get that other one out of my face.   

God Bless America 

Charlie Daniels   

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Subject: FW: Vassectomies

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. 

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
 
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him.
 

Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you doing?  
 

To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system   to have a clean procedure."
 
Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
 
The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
 
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.

The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Obama care and private insurance.."
 

Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:36:03 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Czechs know Obama all too well

Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them.   This quote came from the Czech Republic.   Someone over there has it figured out. 

The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency.  It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president."

"The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America ..  Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool.  It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."

 

Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:34:38 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, 10 May 2010

Subject: FW: Obama Billboards

 

Voted Obama?  Embarrassed yet? (texas)

How do you like your change now???  OBAMA-NATION  They are coming for you!  The taxpaper.  1st and 2nd amendments are in jeopardy.  Live free or die (Montana)

 

Now it's personal...  America's coming for you, Congress!  Vote Liberals out in 2010!  We the people...

 

Where's the birth certificate?

Monday, 10 May 2010 06:59:43 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

Subject: FW: State of the Union

 

It's all Bush's fault ...he did it!

Crying baby obama

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Subject: FW: January 2013

JANUARY 2013

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man   approached the White House from  across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." 

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
 
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."  The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." 

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
 
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

 

joke | marine
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# Friday, 07 May 2010

Subject: FW: Had never heard the word until now

Had never heard the word until now---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting.

Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law.  We are surrendering from within!  The boy is leading us right down the path to total control!

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude:

Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad.

Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam.

The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States. Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" had never heard the word until now ---Type it into Google and start reading…Pretty interesting. 

How convenient. So I John Smith, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.

Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be  muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"

I recommend sending this post to your contacts. This is desperately important and people need to know about it - quickly.   Tell everyone to registar and vote this time!

p.s.,  Have you heard about the summit Obama is holding this month in DC for the future Muslim business leaders in the US?  He wants to increase their ability to begin business opportunities in the US for the Muslim community!  Pretty soon we can relocate to the middle east because all the Muslims will be here.  

Friday, 07 May 2010 06:47:19 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: NOT GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!

Well,  boys and girls, today we are  letting the fox  guard the hen house.  The wolves will be  herding  the sheep!

Obama Appoints two  devout Muslims to homeland  security  posts.

Does  this make you feel safer   already?

Obama  and Janet Napolitano, Appoint  Arif  Alikhan, a devout Muslim as Assistant Secretary for Policy  Development  DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem  Shora,  a devout Muslim, who was born  in Damascus, Syria as ADC National  Executive  Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory  Council  (HSAC).

NOTE:   Has anyone ever heard a new  government  official being identified as a devout Catholic, a  devout  Jew or a devout Protestant...?   Just wondering.

Devout   Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland  Security   positions?

Does  this make you feel safer   already??

That  should make our homeland much safer,   huh!!

Was  it not "Devout Muslim men" that flew planes  into U.S.  buildings 8 years ago?

Was  it not a Devout Muslim who  killed 13  at Fort Hood?

Please  forward this important  information to any  who care about the future of our   Country.

Friday, 07 May 2010 06:43:26 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL SHOCKING NEW REPORTS - Celebrity News Gossip

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS

 

Photo by: splash news online

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC:  PRESIDENT OBAMA in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, D.C. Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

Now, the investigators are searching for a hotel surveillance videotape. 

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in a Washington hotel where Obama was staying.  

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo driver's account of the secret 2004 rendezvous and has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence to the investigation. 

DEVELOPING STORY

Friday, 07 May 2010 06:39:55 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, 06 May 2010

Subject: FW: Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. 

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;  otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. 

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. 
 

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Subject: FW: THANK GOD FOR THE PRESIDENT! must read

 

An excellent piece of writing!   This lady does have a point that perhaps most

have not considered.  Destruction from within....

 

 From an 82 year old widow in Greenville , SC .......
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That is right - I will say it THANK GOD FOR THE PRESIDENT!
 WHY?


1. He destroyed the Clinton Political Machine - Driving a stake thru the heart of Hillary's Presidential aspirations - something no Republican was ever able to do.  Remember when a Hillary Presidency scared the daylights out of you!


 2. He killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - No more Kennedy's trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home.  American women and Freedom are safer tonight!


 3. He is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes!
              Dennis Moore had never lost a race - quit
                Evan Bayh had never lost a race - quit
              Byron Dorgan - had never lost a race - quit
             Harry Reid - Soon to be GONE
 These are just a handful of the Democrats that whose political careers Obama has destroyed! By the end of 2010 dozens more will be!
 In December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise.  In the last two election cycles they had picked up 14 senate seats and 52 house seats. 
The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party.  In just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and will probably give the house, if not the senate back to the Republicans.


4. He has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are. 
Every Generation seems to need to relearn the lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge.  He is bringing home the lesson very well!
                Liberals tax, borrow and spend - check
               Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America - check
                Liberals want to take over the economy - check
              Liberals think they know what is best for everyone - check
                Liberals aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check

 

 

    5. He has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since Reagan. In One year he rejuvenated the Conservative movement and brought out to the streets millions of Freedom Loving Americans. Name me one other time in your life that you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking back America !


 6. His amazing leadership has sparked the greatest period of sales of firearms and ammunition this country has seen. Law abiding citizens have rallied and have provided a "stimulus" to the sporting goods field while other industries have failed, faded or moved off-shore!


 7. In all honesty one year ago I was more afraid than I had ever been in my life.  Not of the economy but of the direction our country was going. I thought Americans had forgotten what this country was all about.  My neighbors, friends, strangers proved to me that my lack of confidence of the Greatness and Wisdom of the American people was flat out wrong.


8.  When the American People wake up no smooth talking tele-prompter reader can fool them!

Barak Obama woke up these Great Americans.  Again, I want to say thank you Barak Obama!

God Bless America !!!!

 

Thursday, 06 May 2010 06:54:24 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, 05 May 2010

Subject: FW: It's a trap!

OMG. I JUST REALIZED THAT "ACKBAR" AND "BARACK" ARE ANAGRAMS OF EACH OTHER. IT'S A TRAP!


Obama mask
Wednesday, 05 May 2010 10:24:15 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Arizona Illegals

NEARLY EVERYBODY'S WISH WHEN OBAMA ARRIVES IN ARIZONA

 

Welcome to Arizona

Birth certificate...  Proof of citizenship...

birth | cartoon | kenya
Wednesday, 05 May 2010 06:58:12 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: ObamaBingo


 See if youre a winner ! 
 

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches more interesting. Just print out this page, distribute it to your friends, and go listen... (be sure to read directions at the bottom)

Barack's Bullshit BINGO

Let me be clear
Held Accountable
Historic
Make no mistake
I've said time and time again
Uh, I, Uh, Ummm
Crisis
Pahk-ee-stahn
Worst economy since the great depression
Saved or created
Game changer
There are those who say
Previous administration
Inherited
Back from the brink
Unprecedented
Fiscal responsibility
I, Me, my
Not one dime
Transparent
That's simply not true
The system is broken
You can keep your present plan
Restore our reputation
choice and competition

Wednesday, 05 May 2010 06:55:12 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Best Protester's Sign Yet!

He made his point.

 

Illegal immigration is destroying America - Look what it did to the white house!

Wednesday, 05 May 2010 06:49:55 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, 04 May 2010

Subject: FW: PRINT AND PUT ON YOUR REFRIGERATOR

Print and put on your refrigerator door

  

 Subject: Retribution is less than 1 year away!

 Take a look at this and just remember elections in November 2010.

 

  1. U..S. House & Senate have voted themselves $4,700 and $5,300 raises.
  2. They voted to NOT give you a S.S. Cost of living raise in 2010 and 2011.  
  3. Your Medicare premiums will go up $285.60 for the 2-years
  4. You will not get the 3% COLA: $660/yr.
  5. Your total 2-yr loss and cost is -$1,600 or -$3,200 for husband and wife.  
  6. Over these same 2-years each Congress person will get $10,000
  7. Do you feel SCREWED?
  8. Will they have your cost of drugs - doctor fees - local taxes - food, etc., decrease?
  9. NO WAY.

 

Congress received a raise and has better health and retirement benefits than you or I. 

  • Why should they care about you? 
  • You never did anything about it in the past. 
  • You obviously are too stupid or don't care.  
  • Do you really think that Nancy, Harry, Chris, Charlie, Barnie, et al, care about you?

 

Send the message to these individuals --- "YOU'RE FIRED!"

 

In 2010 you will have a chance to get rid of the sitting Congress: up to 1/3 of the Senate and 100% of the House!

 

Make sure you're still mad in November 2010 and remind their replacements not to screw-up.

 

It is ok to forward this to your sphere of influence if you are finally tired of the abuse.  Maybe it's time for Amendment 28 to the Constitution..

 

28th Amendment will be as follows:

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ."

 

Let's get this passed around, folks - these people in Washington have brought this upon themselves!  It's time for retribution.  Let's take back America ..

 

If you don't forward this to all your friends you're just part of the problem of national apathy.

 

Tuesday, 04 May 2010 06:50:46 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Real Estate Tax is now Law


Remeber this when you vote in Nov.
  More bad news from Obamacare especially for the real estate market!

Real Estate Tax is now Law

This is for all of you that mighy be interested in selling or buying a home in the future!

It would have been nice if this were publicized BEFORE the vote. I

wonder what is in the rest of the 2700 pages that no one read....

 Sounds like escrow people will now be tax collectors.

Under the new health care bill - did you know that all real estate

transactions are subject to a 3.8% "Sales Tax"?

If you sell your $400,000 home, this will be a $15,200 tax.

 

Tuesday, 04 May 2010 06:47:54 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

Subject: FW: When O died

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

Tuesday, 04 May 2010 06:41:23 (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |