# Thursday, April 29, 2010

Subject: FW: Obama Strikes Again




Following the devastating earthquake in Haiti , the United States rushed in to help - with money, medicine, and manpower. To date, we've already given over $179 million in humanitarian aid... but Barack Obama has just ordered all U.S. installations to take down their American flags, lest we be seen as an "occupying army" rather than "international partners."

It is patently appalling that a president of the United States would consider our flag to be a symbol of militaristic takeovers and colonialism, especially when serving (to a greater degree than any other nation on Earth) a humanitarian purpose.

Additionally, who would think we'd want to occupy Haiti ?!

No other country giving aid in Haiti has lowered its flag. But then again, no other country has a leader who is offended by their own flag

cartoon | flag | haiti
Thursday, April 29, 2010 6:25:48 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Subject: FW: Bumper Stickers

No president in history ever had this many bumper stickers created.... Not even Carter.   It appears....that the American people are not happy any more! 

The people have spoken.....


Are you better off than you were 4 trillion dollars ago?


So far, the change sucks!


Change it back!


Diversity   It killed 13 at Fort Hood


OOPS  Can we get a do over?


You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out!


Osama & Obama both have friends that bombed the pentagon


Got Socialism?


Liberal logic    Terrorists have rights   Christians don't!


Obamacare  Side effects include headache, delayed treatment, zero choice, sky rocketing taxes and premature death!


Obamacare  Freedom not included


Obamacare makes me sick


Obamacare:  If it's not good enough for congress...  it's not good enough for my family!


Give congress the same health care as the people


Obamacare  The efficiency of the DMV, the compassion of the IRS
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:01:47 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Some Ego!

Barack Obama is so stuck on himself, he had a toy company actually create an action figure of him!!!  This guy!


ego | picture
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:45:27 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Subject: FW: Hope and Cash


Remember when Ronald Reagan was president?

We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash... 

Now we have Obama and no Hope and no Cash!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:49:12 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Wall Street Journal Sizes up Obama - They've got him figured out

Article from the Wall Street Journal  -  by Eddie Sessions:
"I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he's led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House. 
In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? "Dreams of My Father" was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The "Audacity of Hope" followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a "communist with a small 'c'" was the real author. 
His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley's formidable political machine at his disposal. 
He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before? 
He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed "cool" in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance. 
And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska . It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984's Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Matthews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary. 
Now, nearly a full year into his first term, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters. 
Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to "wish away" some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain .
The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign "world tour" were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions.
Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party's hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues. 
Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an "obstreperous" Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against "jumping to conclusions" about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted "Allahu Akbar." The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber "an isolated extremist" only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot. 
He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America . He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame. 
The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth. 
Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual's life. 
When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man has spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden. 
We laugh at the ventriloquist's dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America ?"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:46:03 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Subject: FW: Now this really took some thinking!


Obama monopoly board

Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:41:27 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: DOGS JUST KNOW ...




Have you ever heard that a dog just 'knows'

when an earthquake is about to hit? 

Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when

a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? 

Do you remember hearing that before the

December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogsstarted running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? 

Do you know that dogs can detect cancer

and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask. How do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away? 

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially cats and dogs - have keen insights into the Truth. 

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a dog JUST KNOWS when something isn't right... when impending doom is upon us. 

They'll always try to warn us!


We should have listened.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:38:18 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, April 19, 2010

Subject: FW: That moment just before the pain begins...

Some of these are pretty graphic...especially the last one.

That moment just before the pain begins...

Cyclist run over by car

Hit by bat

Bike Jump

Motorcycle broken fork

Bull Horn

Motorcycle Running Over

Jumping Bull

Bike faceplant


Bull Horn

Obama inauguration

Monday, April 19, 2010 9:02:08 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, April 14, 2010



In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has Released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. 

This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama's legitimacy and qualification to serve as President article titled, "Obama Eligibility Questioned," leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama's first official visit to the U.K. In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama's legal eligibility to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey . This lawsuit claims Obama's dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president. Donofrio's case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama's citizenship or qualification to serve as president. 

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records. Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report will be provided to the U..S. Attorney general, Eric Holder. Mr. Holder has refused to comment on the matter...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:44:12 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama lets EPA sign on to lead paint ruse (house remodeling costs will double)

If you own a house built pre-1978 the Obama Administration let Democratic litigators who give thousands to Democrats campaigns to sign into law a requirement that anyone doing rehab on a pre-1978 house must be certified to work with lead paint. This was based on a Providence, Rhode Island case that was disproven. The litigators lost against the paint companies. Even a separate Superior Court Case found that lead paint posioning statistic in Providence Rhode Island had been fabricated and manipulated by the Democratically controlled State Department of Health under its prior administrator, Patricia Nolan. 

The real culprit in the lead poisoning of Rhode Island immigrant children was proven to be lead in soap brought in by the immigrants themselves from their own homeland and then sold in neighborhood stores. 

One lawyer who benefitted from this contrived ruse was a trust fund baby, Sheldon Whitehouse, who picked lead paint poisoning of children as the cause to go after to get his name spread into newspapers far and wide while running for office. He is now a national Senator from Rhode Island. 

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:38:24 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, April 09, 2010

Subject: FW: Lost Wallet

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. 
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. 

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. 

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. 

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. 
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." 
 "This I gotta see," replied the agent. 

 With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. 
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. 
"Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
Thanks!" he said. 
"But how did you know I was from Chicago?" 
 The agent replied, 
"I recognized Obama in the middle." 

Friday, April 09, 2010 6:38:51 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, April 08, 2010


Let’s cut to the chase here: Barack Obama, and most of the Marxist-democrat party have little or no use for Israel or the Jewish people. Since Jimmy Carter, another terrorist sympathizer, and well known anti-Semite, the democrat party has been hostile toward Israel and the Jewish people, but they tried to hide it from American Jews. 

With the election of Barack Obama, who has marinated in hatred for America and Israel since childhood, the mask has come off the Marxist-democrat party. As anyone who was paying attention knows, Barack Obama attended the “church” of Reverend Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright for over 20 years. Wright is a well known anti-Semite and supporter of the terrorist group Hamas. 

Since taking office, Obama has been on a real crusade to alienate all of our friends worldwide, and coddle our enemies. Great Britain now says that they, and America, no longer have a “special relationship.” But no where is Obama’s ass-backwards foreign policy more apparent than with his policies towards both Iran and Israel. 

Israel has been an ally and friend, of the United States since her founding. The one true friend in the Middle East. Obama has done everything in his power to alienate Israel and the Jewish people. This culminated last week when Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu was treated like an outcast at the White House, with Obama refusing to be photographed with him, and rudely ending their meeting to go have dinner with the First Lady. A major case of jackassery. . . 

I guess we should all be thankful he wasn’t kicked out the back door and forced to walk past the garbage like the Dalai Lama! 

Thursday, April 08, 2010 7:08:05 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama a Muslim

Amazing how when given facts the Obamanzi ignores facts. 

I decided to look further into Obama's background. His full name--as by now you have probably heard--is Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. Hussein is a Muslim name, which comes from the name of Ali's son--Hussein Ibn Ali. And Obama is named after his late Kenyan father, the late Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., apparently a Muslim. 

And while Obama may not identify as a Muslim, that's not how the Arab and Muslim Streets see it. In Arab culture and under Islamic law, if your father is a Muslim, so are you. And once a Muslim, always a Muslim. You cannot go back. In Islamic eyes, Obama is certainly a Muslim. He may think he's a Christian, but they do not. 

Then, there are the other items in his background. As best-selling author Scott Turow wrote in Salon, Obama went to a Muslim school for two years in Indonesia. His mother, Anna, married an Indonesian man (likely another Muslim, as Indonesia is Muslim-dominated and has the largest Islamic population in the world). 


Thursday, April 08, 2010 7:05:22 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Subject: FW: Da Prezzz!!! 


This float was in a parade in  Berlin

You've Got to Love those Germans.........

They have A Great sense of humor!

Is that Hillary... ??  

What is she hanging on to?


His stimulus package..

Thursday, April 08, 2010 6:57:01 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Subject: FW: Sorry to bother you .....Sir.

Ah, sorry  to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.  . ....


Excuse me  Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir.  Um . . I know you're busy,  and important and stuff.  I mean, running the country is very  important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir.  I will only take  a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding  me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.  You know, no big deal, just some loose  ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here!  The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know?  Is that painting real?   Really?  Wow!
I saw something like that in a museum  once.
Oh, sorry Sir.  I didn't mean to get off the track. 

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some  details, I will get right out of your way.  I want to close this  case and maybe take the wife to  Coney Island or something.   Ever been to Coney Island Sir?  No?  I didn't think  so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some  information I need to wrap this up.  These things seem to either be  "Not released" or "Not available."  I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things  are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read  it to you.


Could you  please help me find these things, Sir?

1.  Occidental   College records -- Not released
2.  Columbia   College records -- Not released
3.  Columbia Thesis paper --  "Not available"
4.  Harvard  College records -- Not  released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical  records -- Not released
7.  Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not  available
8. Your  Illinois State Senate records -- Not  available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy  of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11.Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism --  Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_

14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

15.. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?

16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?


Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:24:17 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: "The Clocks"

A man died  and went to heaven. 
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,  he saw a huge wall of clocks.  
The man asked,  "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.  Each time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."                                  
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock  is that?"
St. Peter responded,  "That's Mother Teresa's clock.  The hands have never moved, indicating that she  never told a lie."  
That's  incredible," said the man.  "And whose  clock is that?"  St. Peter responded,  "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands  have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only  two lies in his life."

"Where's Obama's  clock?" asked the man.  
"Obama's  clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan."


joke | jesus
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:20:29 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, April 01, 2010

Subject: FW: Oops

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.

In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,"That tasted like bullshit!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:53:50 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |